Pecans- Pecans are really nice nuts, because you can put them in anything! Cake, ice cream, pie, you name it. Pecans are also pretty salty, so they go great with trail mixes.
Cashews- Cashews are little boomerangs of awesomeness. They contain a bunch of potassium, so you can grow super tall. Plus, you can just stuff them in your face because they are so small. I'll pay cash for cashews.
Deez- Deez nuts are really nice. Deez makes a special nut that instantly turns you into a meme! They are small, so you can make yourself a meme everywhere. (except europe)
Walnut- Walnuts are giant nuts that hold really nice nuts on the inside of it! Walnuts are also good for throwing at people.
Pistachio- Pistacios are the most healthy of the nuts we've mentioned so far. Pistacios are also small so you can shove 'em down your throat. They also have the best commercials ever.