Google will probably take over the world. By ethanwdp

By @ethanwdp
POSTED: 19 Jan 2014 16:36
CATEGORY: Miscellaneous
FEATURED: Yes (@PORKStheMEATofKINGS)
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That's right. Google is probably going to take over the world. Ridiculous? No, I'll even give you some examples.
In 2012 the internet was united for the first time in history to fight the government and SOPA. It had won.
A year later in 2013 the internet was united for the second time in history to fight Google and Google+'s takeover of YouTube. It had lost.
Google is stronger than the government.

Still don't believe me? Take this.

In 2013, Google bought 8 robotics companies... Including a military contractor.
CTV News states "The company has worked on projects for the United States Armed Forces and for the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency, which is part of the U.S. Department of Defense."
So, Google buying out robotics firms is innocent enough. Imagine, "Google, creator of robots that are firefighters, surgeons, doctors, and even kitten babysitters."
But they've bought out a company that will produce robots running faster than Usain Bolt on steroids with a flamethrower. What would Google need that for? Oh, world domination.

Still don't believe me?
Here you go.

-Has the entire planet and most of the moon mapped out.
-Constantly tracking people.
-Cars that drive themselves.
-Pretty much put the Iron Man HUD into glasses.

Still don't believe me? Well, I'm completely devoid of further information.
Thank you for reading, au revoir!

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@jsa005
25 Jan 2014 17:29

I +1'ed this blog because it was just. so. funny. I want to see more!

Btw, search YouTube for "tesco vs denmark".

@KylennR
23 Jan 2014 12:00

You guys are all so mean.

@cheyanne12345
21 Jan 2014 16:44

Thats brillant nr!

@furby123
21 Jan 2014 05:00

[fiw!applebloom voice] BUY SOME GOOGLE PLUS

@NillocSkywalker
21 Jan 2014 11:46
In reply to furby123

lololol

I doubt anyone else gets that.

@Raven58
21 Jan 2014 03:31

Perfect reason to use bing even though im the google queen... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

@NillocSkywalker
21 Jan 2014 02:34

Wow. Usually only Moulder can get in the orange/red.

@KaticaRae
20 Jan 2014 21:21

HAHAHAHAHAAshbrowns

TAKE THIS!! TAKE THAT!!
BADABOOM BADABANG

@supertimod
20 Jan 2014 15:41

SOPA was an unconstitutional act that broke all fair use laws of course it wouldn't of been passed.

@VOCALOiD LOVER
20 Jan 2014 14:55

WE SHALL NOT BE GOVERNED BY GOOGLE!!!!!WHO AGREES?????!!!!!!

@VOCALOiD LOVER
20 Jan 2014 14:53

True...Even the ''Google glass'' they want this to be ''the future''!!!!!!!

@Samurai Bob
20 Jan 2014 03:36

They also make 2 hour long commercials disguised as (surprisingly good) movies
#The Internship

@MaxiMillion
20 Jan 2014 03:05

Not the world, silly. Just the moon.

@ethanwdp
19 Jan 2014 21:53

I'm kinda shocked and depressed at how vicious the comments have been. Sorry :/

@ethanwdp
19 Jan 2014 21:16

Woah, I didn't expect this to be featured. I could've relabeled it, the title was meant to be sarcastic. Theres no font for sarcasm, I guess. I didn't mean this to be a conspiracy, I wanted the feel to be more humorous, such as why Google bought out a military contractor. If its really that bad I'll delete this blog, just reply to this comment saying so.

@KaticaRae
20 Jan 2014 21:26
In reply to ethanwdp

I GOT THE LOLS. YAY YOU

@PORKStheMEATofKINGS
20 Jan 2014 03:22
In reply to ethanwdp

I got the sarcasm and I thought it was funny ;-; sorry that you got downvoted to hell

@Samurai Bob
20 Jan 2014 03:33
In reply to PORKStheMEATofKINGS

I concur. Lets group hug.

@SCREECHiNG FLARE
19 Jan 2014 20:00

No,I shall not let this happen!*runs away*

@SCREECHiNG FLARE
20 Jan 2014 18:51
In reply to SCREECHiNG FLARE

*Brings a Master Sword replica and an evil microwave*Muahahahaha!DIE GOOGLE!*Destroys the Google logo* >:]

@Unknown Crazyman
19 Jan 2014 19:59

Big brother hasn't hurt me yet.

@Gamergal11
19 Jan 2014 19:49

Last year Google was down for 7sec. and 7 000 000 stopped useing the internet for 10 sec.

@lilwayne1556
19 Jan 2014 19:48

Google can do whatever they want because we let it happen. If it was any other company we would be like oh no. But this blog doesn't show how they will take over the world at all. It just list things they did last year. If you look at Microsoft's Xbox One and how mad people were about that because it was always online and they changed it in the long run too. We did something to show we didn't want it but the things Google is doing is mostly good.

Apple also has the most registered credit card numbers in the world... More than Amazon.

@DaChosenUno
19 Jan 2014 18:49

In 2013 Google also bought a company that researches the technology to extend human life, I think it was called Calico. And they also are working on a Smart Contact Lense that helps monitors blood sugar and other important factors.

Google will probably take over the world.

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