HELLO my young padawans, TIS I! T.O.R.K. Back again with another blog. If you remember those two other Arizona stories, lemme tell ya about a thing that happened to me.

There was this one time at a Starbucks, I was getting a coffee and I saw that, they were literally just selling plain bananas! WHAT? Seriously though, have you ever seen your local coffee shop just selling fruit? plain ol' fruit? Well when I was next I said to the girl taking my order,

"Hey, so... I'll just take a capuccino- ACTUALLY... I just noticed um... You're selling, plain bananas, at your Starbucks... So instead of plain bananas... How about I pay for the price of a single banana plus the coffee price, and then I have you cut up the banana to put in my coffee?"

After that she looked like I just asked her to defuse a bomb.

"Bananas... IN the coffee...?

NANI!"

I didn't know if it was just unexpected, if I offended her, (In some way,) or she was just scared of bananas! I DIDN'T KNOW! So, I was just like...

"Y- Yeah! I thought it would taste nice..."

She was just silent! I don't know if I broke that woman... But she eventually punched my, I guess, crazy order in to her machine'o'matic and I got my coffee. And you know the crazy thing? After making such a big deal over bananas in coffee, she ended up forgetting the bananas.