Deal or no deal crazy & insane version

You come up with any object, and person says 'deal' or 'no deal'. If you say 'deal', the object you offer must be at least 5 letters long, of course 'no deal' is the opposite, and the object must be less than 5 letters long.


The starter is this:
Adminship :D

cant believe this place is still alive

DEAL

Former BBmin and Gamemin.

umm after we say deal or no deal do we offer something? is that the rulez?

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

Yes Kion now can we start playing, lol?

Here's just another starter:
15 savii points

cant believe this place is still alive

deal

a nail through the hand.

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

DEAL MAN I'M GONNA PAY THE RENT TONIGT :!

Lick ma daddy's feet.

Deal, just because I am insane xD

Take a bath... in an unspecified liquid

memento mori if the nineth lion ate the sun