Protect yourself.

I have a sniper rifle and shoot you from 500 Ft. away.
BOOM! That's a head shot son.

I have a reinforced defence bunker.

Where there is light, there is always darkness.

I walk in through the unlocked door and punch you. You cry and run away.

I have a reinforced defense bunker WITH a locked door.

If you say you can, or say you cannot, you are right.

you forgot that i have a bunker buster and a lock pick. i blow you up with the buster and then unlock your door.


i have a hostage

People sometimes need to break rules to help a friend who hurts.

I send my flying pig over to the Moon to recruit the Moonmen to take down your fluffy using their advanced knowledge of killing things.

I have Moonmen.

memento mori if the nineth lion ate the sun

I shoot them, then you.

I have a gun...

If you say you can, or say you cannot, you are right.

I take it, smack you around with it a few times, and shoot your nose off. I then shoot you in your open nose hole.

I have Funandgame's nose. :D

Moo.

It gives you cooties. You go to the hospital, where you die after 3 painfully horrifying months. Meanwhile, I put my brain in a different body and lived, more or less, happily ever after.

I have another gun.

If you say you can, or say you cannot, you are right.

your gun is really a bubble blower i painted. inside is 32 lbs of C-4. it explodes you.


i have protection

People sometimes need to break rules to help a friend who hurts.

Ew? I brake it and you get a deadly disease. You die similarly to Raisons du Coeur(exactly like Raisons du Coeur...).

I have Raisons du Coeur's and Mavric's bodies. I can infect you and make you die just like them: Without protection.

If you say you can, or say you cannot, you are right.

I tell you what I meant by 'no protection'. You mysteriously die 2 days later with a knife in your hand.

I have the willpower to urinate in the shower. ;D

If you say you can, or say you cannot, you are right.

While your in the shower, I throw your dsi in the tub, defeating you.

I have 90 nyan cats, and a leek sword.

Heeeeelllllooo.

I don't own a DSi, therefore you never defeated me. You were simply daydreaming.

I give you some candy. There's nothing wrong with it.

If you say you can, or say you cannot, you are right.

I sharpen it and stab you in the throat.

I have a red candy.

Moo.

i have my dsi and laptop i can kill you!

if you want to join to my group tell me on my profile

I am a hacker! YOU LOSE!!!

I have some invincible moobs.

I'm not saying you're fat... but if i had to choose the 5 fattest people i know, you'd be 3 of them.

I stab you with the sharp candy.

I have redder candy.

If you say you can, or say you cannot, you are right.

I have a Dilly bar. You explode from jealous.

I have a Dilly bar and people bits.

Moo.

I give you a gun. You kill all of my enemies.

You can't kill me. It will make you feel bad. Also, it would cause Raisons du Coeur to die for no reason. >.>

If you say you can, or say you cannot, you are right.

I lock you in a closet, get past the Forest of Dreams, and defeat the evil wizard to free myself from the curse that makes me die when you're killed.
Then I come back and use the wizard's shin bone to stab you to death.

I have the evil wizard's shin bone.

Moo.

I backstab you with the Your Eternal Reward. Now everyone thinks I'm you. It's horrible. e-o

I have TF2 stuff. @-@

If you say you can, or say you cannot, you are right.