Interesting, Inspiring, True Stories

Heard or experienced an interesting, inspiring true story? Please, post them here. If it's happened to you or someone else, it doesn't matter. I'd like to discuss them with you. I'm very interested to see your stories!

Oh, and I apologize for the following double post.

4/5 People suffer from diarrhea. Does that mean the other enjoys it?

There was a guy on his way to work, he was about 25 or so. That day, he decided to take some back roads to work. He was in no hurry! When he was driving, he hit a large ditch and could not get out. So the guy gets out and sees a farm real close. He knocks on the door and an old man comes out. "Sir, I'm stuck in a ditch. Can I get some help?" asks the guy. The old man nods, points, and says, "See that old mule? He'll get ya out! His name's Fred." Surely this mule could not pull a truck! His bones looked weak, and the mule looked as if he could roll over and die right now! The guy had no choice. But the old man gets the mule, and ties him up to the truck. Slapping Fred's rear, the old man smiles. "Pull Fred! Pull Dan! Pull Sam!" he yells. The truck is immediiately yanked out of the ditch. "His name is Fred. Why did you yell Dan and Sam?" asks the young guy. "Well. Fred's lost his sight. If he thinks he is working with a team, he can do anything" responds the old man.

4/5 People suffer from diarrhea. Does that mean the other enjoys it?

Read my blog.

Throwback to my cringey emo phase.

I Durped so hard that i herped then i met chuck norris, mr t, and jackie chan....AWESOMENESS OVERLOAD

I'll be back every now and then

Once apon a time, there was an ugly barnicle, He was so ugly everyone died. Theee end.

I don't have anything intelligent to say.

I WUZ GONNA SAY THAT!!! :o

i got poison ivy and got chased by pigs. 3 hours later i finnaly got to take a bath after hours of itching ono

I put the fun in dysfunctional.

Wow, you guys really don't take things seriously, do you?

Throwback to my cringey emo phase.

What Andrea said. This is supposed to be inspiring and interesting! Be mature for once, especially in this thread. Why did you even bother posting something that stupid?!

4/5 People suffer from diarrhea. Does that mean the other enjoys it?

↑Amen.

Throwback to my cringey emo phase.

I thoughtmy story was inspirational.

I don't have anything intelligent to say.

Spongebob is not inspirational. -_-

Throwback to my cringey emo phase.

HE IS TO ME.

I don't have anything intelligent to say.

SPONGEBOB IS THE MOST INSPIRATIONAL BEING EVER TO WALK THE EARTH.

One day, I went to the dairy and met a cute girl called lucy, so we talked a bit...
She had chicken dumplings. I had lamb cutlet. Tasted horrible.
The lesson is... Cheese.

See. xD

I don't have anything intelligent to say.

Yes. Spongebob Squarepants is greater than rule 8 of the internet.

Once upon a time, Elephants ruled the earth. Then a man called Jim came in and said. "Why". And then the teacher panda cheese. Cheese. It was time to say goodbye, so they died. Painfully. Slowly. The end.

Elephantiasis.

One opon a time,

I farted.

The End

Former BBmin and Gamemin.

Rule no.8: There are no real rules about posting.

Really? You guys need to grow up. This is supposed to be SERIOUS. Put your mature hat on or go away. If you don't have an inspiring, interesting story...That is serious...Then don't post here. It's simple.

4/5 People suffer from diarrhea. Does that mean the other enjoys it?

Ok. Serious.

One time, in math class, this guy stood up and said "why do we have to do this work?" I said " Herp Derp Spongebob Lakhlan01 Chicken And Cheese Pie Serious Elephantiasis Eisenhuttenstadt Eisteddfod Sprechen Sie Deutsch?" Then he said " Haha. xD That's funny. Then everyone laughed and cheese cheese cheese.
Then I woke up and realised it was a dream. Then I woke up again and realised that it was a dream inside a dream, just like that movie Inception. I mean, that movie turned me off slightly. It had a great storyline, and great actors, but the complexity confused me a lot. You'd need a PHD in Logistics and Field Mathematics, just to understand it. Then you would need a PHD in Law to sue them for creating a mind-boggling movie. Seriously, Masters Degrees and Doctorates are in such demand now, that jobs are starting to only accept people with the highest degree. Students in NZ now need 80 NCEA credits (GCE) just to get into Canterbury University, which, in the University worlds opinion, is one of the greatest Universities in the world, second only to Beijing University and Cambridge University. I still think the Oxford University should be up there in the best, global standards are dropping.

Anyway, it was a dream. The End.

You lost my attention at "Math Class" xD

I don't have anything intelligent to say.