Jesus Died For You!

The distinguished funnymaster101 spake:

You know what, i care for you people who don't believe in jesus or god, or heaven, or hell, but ALL of the stories in THE BIBLE are completely true. I feel sorry for those who don't believe in him. I love him and everything. I hope all of you who don't believe in Him, will eventually. Hopefully soon. As you can probably tell, I'm a Christian, a baptist, and its amazing. (not all christians are baptists)<span style="color:gray">there are many other types of christian such as catholic, nazarene, and others I can't remember any others.But there are alot more.</span>Again, I feel bad for you guys who don't believe in any of this.

You can't just say they are true without any proof, evidence, or resources! And I feel sorry for you and everyone else who is was mislead since they were a child into thinking that there's an eternal paradise after death.

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The distinguished funnymaster101 spake:

The distinguished shineycat spake:[quote]The distinguished funnymaster101 spake:You know what, i care for you people who don't believe in jesus or god, or heaven, or hell, but ALL of the stories in THE BIBLE are completely true. I feel sorry for those who don't believe in him. I love him and everything. I hope all of you who don't believe in Him, will eventually. Hopefully soon. As you can probably tell, I'm a Christian, a baptist, and its amazing. (not all christians are baptists)<span style="color:gray">there are many other types of christian such as catholic, nazarene, and others I can't remember any others.But there are alot more.</span>Again, I feel bad for you guys who don't believe in any of this.
You can't just say they are true without any proof, evidence, or resources! And I feel sorry for you and everyone else who is was mislead since they were a child into thinking that there's an eternal paradise after death.

I feel sorry for you because if you don't believe in him you'll go to hell. God is my resource, he has talked to me, only a few words, but still. Question for you. Do you believe in the stupid, "Big Bang Theory"? How could something so destructful, create a planet? How? How can we be evolved from monkeys and apes, and it still isn't happening now? How?[/quote]

Apes had a birth defect, it was useful, so when they mated it was passed down, and that kept repeating. and it is still happening. just slowly. i learned this in life science. its called evolution. If i really had full proof of a god, then i would believe. right now, you remind me of the jhova's witnesses that come by my house every month or so. people that push this religous propaganda down me and my parents throuts. And hell? I play a demonology warlock. im as unholy as they get.

And when "god" talked to you, that was what your mind telling you what you wanted to hear, so you thought it was god.

I'll be back every now and then

The distinguished funnymaster101 spake:

Jesus even came to my mom. Here is the story. When my mom was 16 she got hit by a car. She went into the paramedic, ambulance, truck. She started to see a faint figure in her dreams. It was jesus. They were playing monopoly together, and he was completely winning. He kep't taking the money, and every time he got more he would say,"this is the money that will pay for the surgery, my mom was very poor at the time, everything is going to be ok". I believe so much.

Ok. ill stop even trying cause i can clearly tell that your to brainwashed to understand that its propoganda mixed with lies.

I'll be back every now and then

How is Christianity more valid than any other religion?

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The distinguished funnymaster101 spake:

What is the possibility of more than one god. Not high. It is because it has more proof than any other religion.

No, the possibility of your god existing Is just as likely as a Hindu or Pagan god existing. And if it does have more proof, then give me an example.

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This is not the place to preach about religion -_-
And to the person above,any normal person couldve easily written the bible

I'm not weird, you're just too normal!

And you cant say every religion other than yours is wrong just because YOU dont believe it.

I'm not weird, you're just too normal!

The distinguished funnymaster101 spake:

I'm sad to see you stop, because i love getting people to see my point of view. I'm not brainwashed, you remind me of my cousin Tray/Tracy, because he feels the same way you do. And its sad to see a family member like that. And i feel bad for you because all of the things you said remind me of the devil. He would get people to say that. Just to get them to go to Hell. I'm sorry Darmani.

If you cant touch it, taste it hear it see it or/and smell it, then it DOESNT EXIST. Go ahead. waste consecutive weekends on another class and worship somthing that isnt real. i wont stop you. But i would rather enjoy my weekends then bow down to air. kthxbai

I'll be back every now and then

LOL
I dare the Athiests to subscribe to this thread.

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The distinguished funnymaster101 spake:

It has more proof because of all of the miracles that happen, which says that will happen, THE BIBLE, do i need anymore, i think not.

That is not proof at all. That's like saying that the world was created by a giant turtle and the proof of this is that turtles exist. What I meant is give me ACTUAL EVIDENCE, like a scientist finding proof of a biblical event happening. And also, if those miracles did happen, how would you know that they are the work of your god, and not a hindu or Greek god?

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The distinguished funnymaster101 spake:

Ugh, apperently i can't have a normal arguement with someone without gettin them mad. I'm not going to keep on having a discussion with someone who can't even try to see my point of view. -i'm now out of this discussion- BYE, is how you spell bye, btw. Bye.

THAT'S WHAT AN ARGUMENT IS!!! Two or more people with opposing views who exchange possible explanations for their idea being correct, or why their logic is right, and the other's is flawed.
And also I understand your point of view. You believe that the world was created by a divine entity, and you insist that everything in the bible is true. Yet, you still have not given me specific evidence of anything being true.

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The distinguished funnymaster101 spake:

The distinguished shineycat spake:[quote]The distinguished funnymaster101 spake:It has more proof because of all of the miracles that happen, which says that will happen, THE BIBLE, do i need anymore, i think not.
<br>That is not proof at all. That's like saying that the world was created by a giant turtle and the proof of this is that turtles exist. What I meant is give me ACTUAL EVIDENCE, like a scientist finding proof of a biblical event happening. And also, if those miracles did happen, how would you know that they are the work of your god, and not a hindu or Greek god?

<br>Ugh, can't you read? I'm done explaining things to you. I already said i was leaving, because you guys can't argue like civilized people. Bye! Btw, i don't believe in half the stuff scientists "think" are real. BYE!!!![/quote]
NO, you haven't explained to me anything. And you are the one who can't argue like a civilized person. You act like a child and shut out all other opinions, only listening to people who tell you what you want. And also, give me specific reasons why you don't believe in scientists. What have they done to you? Don't be so vague and give me an answer like "because their liars".

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The distinguished funnymaster101 spake:

Plus, scientists haven't done anything to me. I just don't believe in; Dinosaurs, they can't be real. Who knows, maybe they are just faking it, plus nowhere in the bible does it say that they were even created. I don't believe in The Big Bang Theory... How could something so distructful, make something, and start creating life. What? Was the Asteroids, and the "space" there for some mysterious reason? And i don't believe in the star, constellation, picture stuff they say is real...Yes i know, people made the stories up on how they were "made", but i just don't believe they really are pictures. There are others i can't remember that i don't agree with. Anything else?

Why don't you believe in dinosaurs? Just because the bible says nothing about them? What makes the bible more valid than actual proof and evidence? There is sooo much proof and evidence that they existed that you are basically crazy for saying that. Do you actually think that scientists are tricking us into thinking they existed? Also, THE BIG BANG WAS NOT AN EXPLOSION!!! It was an expansion over a long period of time. I guess you also believe that the earth is only 6,000 years old. Why? Because the bible says so? Well, the Harry Potter books say that wizards are real, so I guess they really do exist. Or do you think that the Harry Potter books were really written to make kids satanic?
Copy and paste this into your address bar, it explains the big bang: http://science.howstuffworks.com/dictionary/astronomy-terms/big-bang-theory.htm

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The distinguished funnymaster101 spake:

Oh, one more thing... I know someone said, it was you or darmani, that it was because of evolution that happened, to create life. If there was evolution, How can it not still be happening today?

It still is happening today. Our bodies adapt to the changes in the geography around us. It doesn't happen overnight though. It takes millions of years for some part of our bodies to be changed.
Copy and past this into your address bar, it explains evolution: http://science.howstuffworks.com/environmental/life/evolution/evolution.htm

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This turned into a major argument.

4/5 People suffer from diarrhea. Does that mean the other enjoys it?

Well if you trust your religion and beliefs you wouldn't need to argue about who's right and wrong. Just stick with whatever you believe in and end this pointless argument.

4/5 People suffer from diarrhea. Does that mean the other enjoys it?

The distinguished funnymaster101 spake:

DON'T BRING HARRY POTTER INTO THIS!?!! lol, i love harry potter, and "there isn't any scientific explanation....." And let me say, i'm laughing right now... You think that i think the earth is only 6,000 years old. hahahaha, lol. There was a B.C you know. "Before Christ" A.D. "Anno Domini" latin meaning "In the year of our Lord". I bet you probably knew that but oh well. And I was taught that the Big Bang Theory was an explosion....

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So I guess this argument is over.

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Religon fails. Whats so great about it? All it does is make people argue with each other. Like above.

I don't have anything intelligent to say.

I usually ban people for preaching and religious arguments. Keep that in mind.