rate the person aboves chuck norris FACT then say yours.

Fear of spiders is called Arachnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is called claustrophobia, fear of chuck norris is called logic.

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9.5

Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience.

Throwback to my cringey emo phase.

8/10

we call it a UFO chuck norris cals it a frizbie. its his frisbie.

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It's always sunny on the other side: unless chuck norris has been there: then It's just blood and tears.

tyler

Sticks and stones may break your bones, but chuck norris' stare will liquefy your kidneys.

tyler

darmani link before my first joke:
6/10

everybody knows chuck norris' pet rock: it's called Earth.

tyler

10/10 He did it for teh lulz.

Chuck Norris can make a temperpedic bed rock.

7/10

chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun

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0/10

when chuck norris gives you the finger, hes telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

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8.5/10

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups, he does Earth-downs.

4/5 People suffer from diarrhea. Does that mean the other enjoys it?

Chuck norris has already been to mars. thats why theres no signs of life

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