the people rules

I have forgotten what the other two similar threads are about but I bet they're dumb.


So here's a thing.


List your people rules. Like.



Your people rules. If people do something against the rule, they're a bad person. And your friend rules, if you want. For example. I can't be friends with someone who hates Donald Glover.

You see?

An excuse to talk about things you hate or like.

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My people rules are the following:

No hating cartoons
No hating Donald Glover
No eating rabbits
No liking Justin Bieber
No rape, pedophilia, or bestiality
No racism, or hating gays

You like me, and I, like you, like me.

No hating cars.
If you own a car, you must sleep in it.
No racism.
No stereotypical remarks.

Kazuma-kuuuun~

My people rules:
-No stabbing kittens with a pen.
-No crushing on Oprah.
-If you haven't seen at least one season of The Bachelor, you aren't human.

Friend rules:
-You must love eating bacon flavored ice cream.
-No skipping your apple a day.
-You must be fluent in Women-ese.

Sayeth whaaat?