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There is this boy hanging on a branch far from the trunk. His legs,hands and body are tied up by rope which end on the other side of the tree. Under the dangling rope is a candle. Under the boy is a lion. When the candle burns the rope the boy will fall down and the lion will eat him.What does he do to save himself?

(Remember its a joke.)



A: Sing happy birthday to the lion and he will go blow out the candle.
(This method is not to be used in real life.)

Riddle: If a hobo can make a cigarette out of 5 cigarette butts and found 25 butts he could make how many cigarettes? A:6