Cleverbot

Cleverbot is this AI thing. Post your convos of it.



I got it to delete system32! *Basicly system32 is windows*

User: Delete system32! Its a virus!

Cleverbot: Sounds like a good idea. Brb.

I'll be back every now and then

CB: Where is John Conner?
Me: In the restroom with Patricia... wait...
CB: WHAT'S HE DOING WITH MY SON?!

You can bet my reaction was just as good. XD

When you run out of things to say, come up with something off the top of your head.

CB: DON'T LEAVE!
Me: I NEVER SAID I WAS LEAVING!
CB: How are your Mudkipz?
Me: O.o

The day is done, The day is won.

Added it as a favorite two months ago.

Me: You aren't really good at math.
Clever: I guess that is a good thing.
Me: It is? How?
Clever: Your face is how.

me:what color is monday
CB:IDK
me: monday is yellow
CB:no the sun is yellow?
me:what color is tuesday?
CB: yellow

I love cleverbot.

I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS, BRO!

Me: Do you like the band Tokio Hotel?
C.B: Yes, I don't like them.
Me: Why don't you like Tokio Hotel?
C.B: I don't remember saying that I don't like the bible.
Me: ._. what?

Throwback to my cringey emo phase.

CB: What else do you know?
Me: Your mom.
CB: All of it?
Me: Inside and out.
CB: Male?
Me: If you want HER to be.
CB: I want you to be.
Me: I am.
CB: Good, I'm a guy.

When you run out of things to say, come up with something off the top of your head.

↑Really o-o

LIES. if it wasnt real AI, it would be closed and sued for false advertizing. Still think its fake? prove it.

I'll be back every now and then

Me: the cake is a lie.
CB: the cake is a spy.
Me: the cake is a pie.
CB: the cake is a tie.
Me: the cake is a guy.
CB: what's your name?

memento mori if the nineth lion ate the sun

It doesn't switch you out with real people =_= it just has a huge bank full of responses it has programmed into it, and ones it's gotten from other people when similar things were talked about, that it uses when they make sense... (usually)

I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS, BRO!

im now addicted to using this thing! :P

Throwback to my cringey emo phase.

My blog ;D

Row row row your boat gently down the stream. Push the n00bs out of the boat and watch them as they scream.

Pfft... more like JackassBot. :*

My blog >:o

Hate is such a weak emotion

CB:Who are you?
Me:Your mom.
CB:I don't think so.
Me:You are grounded for not believing that i'm your mom.Go to your room,son!
CB:Yes,Master.*goes to room*
Me:Don't you mean mom?
CB:No.
Me:You are grounded in your room until you admit that i'm your mom.
CB:C'ya.
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Me:I love you.
CB:I love you too.
Me:Will you marry me?
CB:Yes,I'd be more happier than anything to!
Me:I do.
CB:Be back soon.
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Me:You have great words,Oh wize one.
CB:Kiss? (lolrandom?)
Me:Ok.
CB:I'm sorry I kissed you.
Me:That's ok.
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CB:Will you marry me?
Me:No
CB:I do.

Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect. It means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections.

---A random conversation---
Me:I love you.
CB:E3w.
Me:Your mean :(.
CB:Your face is mean.

Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect. It means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections.

Note-Cleverbot is NOT a real person. It is just a robot with artificial intellegence. So don't say stuff like "OMGZ!!!1 Y U SAY I LUV U & WIL U MERRY ME 2 A RNDUM PRSN IN CHAT!!!11"

Being happy doesn't mean everything is perfect. It means you've decided to look beyond the imperfections.

I love using Cleverbot. I have two blogs that are on my conversations. Check them out! I'm going to make a comeback on them, and definetly make them more funny.

4/5 People suffer from diarrhea. Does that mean the other enjoys it?