"When in doubt, just throw Mineta—very forcefully—into a pit—covered with spikes—filled with lava—and cackle with sadistic joy. The More You Know *music*"
"Winter is silent, spring is rebirth, summer is the celebration of life, autumn is the death."
My brother: *loudly* TUT WEEZY
Me: What the FUCK
My brother: I was watching anime in English.... cuz I didn't wanna watch it in Japanese........... IT KEEPS ME WARM
My brother: What's up fuckers
Me: What the hell did you take
"Pfff, ah yes, peanut butter shampoo"
"BRUH, SINCE I'M BIGENDER IF SOMEONE HAS A CRUSH ON ME, DOES THAT MAKE THEM GAY OR STRAIGHT"
"EVERY KISS BEGINS WITH KAY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHA"
"Your optimism confuses me."
"'How has My Hero Academia Affected your Life?' ............. Emotional trauma, a lot of crying, I'm married, aggressive shipping, art ideas, more impatience, did I mention emotional trauma?"
"*sarcasm intensifies* But wait! There's more! If you call in the next 10 minutes, we'll double the offer! That's twice the sadness and anxiety!"
"*vibes to existence*"
"Do you know what the most annoying thing ever is? When it's partly cloudy and the clouds keep going in front of the sun so it's like *light* *dark* *light* *dark* like MAKE UP YOUR DAMN MIND"
"Almost as annoying as people who say Katsuki Bakugo is an asshjoole"
"Hheehehehe c o r k e l"
"All For One potato head man who literally forced a Quirk into his brother and ended All Might and made poor Izuku stress and made KatsUKI BAKUGO PUT SO MUCH GUILT INTO HIMSELF *beats up Mr. Potato head*"