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Skunkman vs. HullBreach #4

E Avatar By @HullBreachPremium64
POSTED: 29 Jun 2010 00:59
BUMPED: 08 Dec 2014 12:21
CATEGORY: Inspirational
FEATURED: Yes (@Monstercat)
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It's been more than 4 months since one of these blogs, so I thought it was long overdue...

Those who have lived in Colorado know that some winter days see snow as tall as a 4 year old Skunkman. This particular day was such a day.

I was out playing in the snow, bundled head-to-toe, making a snow fort near the driveway. Big Daddy Gump was shoveling snow on the walkway to the porch. Out popped a Skunkman, freshly bundled by Big Mommy Gump. He walked to the end of the porch, overlooking the highly-drifted snow. "How delightful a situation!" Skunkman possibly thought. "Methinks I shalt throw mine self upon the crystaline deluge of dihydrogen monoxide." Skunkman uttered to himself, completely out of earshot to the youngly-awesome HullBreachlet. I looked away for a moment to pack some snow on the fort then looked back. Where was Skunkman? He was gone! A muffled cry came from somewhere in the yard. Big Daddy Gump dropped his shovel and stumbled through the snow to lift out a frozen Skunkman, who fell past his head in the fluffiness of winter. Someone needs a glass of hot cocoa.
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Avatar TRINSTER
14 Dec 2014 00:20
Nice. lol
Avatar Waffle King
08 Dec 2014 18:18
Does this mean Skunk will be online again?
Avatar Monstercat
08 Dec 2014 16:15
This proves HullBreach > Skunkman.
Avatar Mike7090
06 Mar 2013 02:45
Me think thaz awesome story.
Avatar AlphaTr1force
04 Mar 2013 19:00
Needs less you.
Avatar Epifex
04 Mar 2013 00:53
Needs more me.
Avatar Emford01
11 Jun 2011 06:41
lolz
Avatar Wolfheart
08 Jan 2011 22:48
Methinks that dsipaint is awesome ^^
Avatar raphael123
18 Oct 2010 02:09
is cool
Avatar supersonic233
30 Sep 2010 03:10
0.0
Avatar Britessx3
29 Sep 2010 01:15
LOL
Avatar GleeoK
24 Sep 2010 01:10
lol, i had a post here already x.x, well. updating posts ! o.e
Avatar GleeoK
24 Sep 2010 01:09
Mr.Gump, UR AWESOME.
Avatar GleeoK
24 Sep 2010 01:09
LOL, HULL, YOU ARE HILARIOUS, YOU MADE "SKUNKMAN" FEATURE THE BLOG, LOL
Avatar Dillybar65
19 Sep 2010 03:52
Meethinks this is worth a museum of art...
Avatar SuperBoss121
01 Sep 2010 23:39
Nice, made me think of winter, me drinking hot choco snuggled up in bed lol
Avatar ShoutBox
31 Aug 2010 00:23
Lol, your funny, that made me laugh. ALOT.
Avatar PieBoy
28 Aug 2010 01:45
Dihydrogen monoxide is water, for those who are puzzled. H2O, 2 hydrogen atoms and one oxygen atom.
Avatar Luxis123
27 Aug 2010 01:03
lol nice xP
Avatar Dark00
24 Aug 2010 16:13
0-0 OWCH He probly saidWWCH0-0
Avatar Gamertjr
23 Aug 2010 00:05
heh Methinks... such a Shakespearian word...
Avatar RaptorofDoom
13 Aug 2010 16:06
???????????

Hullbreach devoured the hapless souls of the pickles of poorness! This talentful Hullbreach in this talentless show of talent proved to be beyond the lack of talent of the untalentable others.
Avatar KnightWolf
10 Aug 2010 00:17
HAHAHA THATS FUNNY
Avatar Twinkle 987
03 Aug 2010 08:10
BIG WORDS
Avatar lightning2
22 Jul 2010 05:00
how did you make that Zelda sheild so good!
Avatar HipoTenUse
20 Jul 2010 22:56
that's amazing XD
Avatar Billdoh
20 Jul 2010 06:10
you may be more awesome than chuck norris, but not liam neeson..lol jk..also:how old is skunkman?
Avatar Flyguy156
19 Jul 2010 13:20
Funny lol
Avatar Acolyptor
09 Jul 2010 05:09
I laughed.




HARD.
Avatar RaptorofDoom
08 Jul 2010 23:39
HullBreachlet gave me laughs.
Avatar Pebble245
06 Jul 2010 20:36
Lol! Hilarous.
Avatar ZankaA
05 Jul 2010 16:20
lol
Avatar Firemaniac
04 Jul 2010 04:04
lolwut?
Avatar GleeoK
02 Jul 2010 05:20
hilarious. more hilarious is that skunk accepted the blog xD
Avatar Akamia
30 Jun 2010 11:01
You're more awesome, Hull. Even more than Chuck Norris! xD
Avatar crazyGirl
30 Jun 2010 01:27
uh......
Avatar Justin96
29 Jun 2010 17:11
LoL
Avatar SoliDsnaKe29
29 Jun 2010 17:07
Sweet..
Avatar Jack10
29 Jun 2010 16:51
*hilarious
Avatar Jack10
29 Jun 2010 16:50
Wow, you two are hilarios
Avatar Vermillion
29 Jun 2010 16:21
Well, Let's see here... Hard to pick... I can understand sibling rivalry, as I have a twin brother xD Hull, your story shows that Skunk probably wasn't the smartest cokie in the jar when he was younger. Skunk, your story shows that Hull REALLY likes his pickles. Now, Skunk, I'm not saying your are stupid. You're too awesome to be stupid. But eating a ton of delicious pickles [and in a record time!], compared to a slower-witted Skunklet [While having to be saved by Papa Gump], I would have to say that Hull wins. :]
P.S Skunk is awesome
Avatar marcandre41
29 Jun 2010 14:49
nice!
Avatar Spyfox72
29 Jun 2010 09:57
Hahaha, nice.
Avatar J-Dog97
29 Jun 2010 05:52
lol cucumbric proportions
Avatar MetalHeart
29 Jun 2010 04:30
Long story Skunk! o.ô Great story but who's side am I on? Hull, Stinky? Hull or STINKY? Yeah that is your new name Skunk. [Stinky] And the next part of the story will determine who i'm for.
Avatar HullBreach
29 Jun 2010 04:27
Ah, yes, 1qt (1L) of Vlasic baby dills in 2min flat... Another 38sec for the juice. The guys hollered, and the girls cringed. That day was a massacre of cucumbric proportions.
Avatar Skunkman
29 Jun 2010 03:52
"Thou shalt not giveth thy pickly goodness to the unworthiness of any being other than mine self!" argued Hullbreach, to the defenseless vinegared cucumbers. Many brethren, young and old, watched. They watched in disgust, while this Hullbreach devoured the hapless souls of the pickles of poorness! This talentful Hullbreach in this talentless show of talent proved to be beyond the lack of talent of the untalentable others. As Hullbreach finished slaughtering the last helpless pickle of pickle-kind, there arose such a clamour as to what the remaining talent would be!

"Where art thou, divine pickle juice? Come hither!" the youngling Hullbreach muttered. Beyond the grave of the now dead pickles came a flood. A flood like no others of the nectar which causes the effect upon the fruit to turneth it to be thine pickle. Maniacal laughter came from the Breachful youngster as the gates of the esophagus opened and what remaineth of the pickles was drowned within the juice from whence it cometh!

Many pickles died that day. That day which lives in shame....in infamy....

Though no awards were won in this show of talent by this Breach, the sacrifices of the poor pickles and the jar of pickle juice will go down in history.

He who eateth by the pickle and drinketh by the pickle, shall become one with the pickle.
Avatar AmAc_OgAiN
29 Jun 2010 02:25
lol hullbreachlet
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