My feet flew across the sidewalk, I was pushing through sweaty bodies, I didn't care about the colorful words that they were screaming behind me. I had to get to my job, it was my first day at work after all. Then, I tripped over someone's foot and hit the very inviting pavement. I looked up and saw......A girl with black hair......In black robes.....Wearing a witch hat. Geez, these cosplayers are really going at it in the middle of the summer. "It appears you've tripped over my foot." The girl states, extending her arm out to me. I promptly take it and stand up, half expecting to get stabbed in the back. This is New York City In 2024 after all...."I-I'm so sorry but I don't have time to-" She put her hand over my mouth. "Shhhhhh, Time isn't important. I can sort that out later, I need to ask you a question." She said, removing her hand from my mouth.
"OH, You're one of the Tok....Tickers....The ones that ask people questions!" I said swiftly.
"...In a way..." She replied, looking rather...Bored.
"Double it and give it to the next person!" I yelled and she covered my mouth again. "Shhhhhh, I'm going to ask you....What do you want?.....What have you always wanted in life...?" She asked. Now, I was starting to get the vibes that this person wasn't normal. Just a guess.
"...Ummmmm..." I began trying to think back into what I'd always wanted. "I don't know....To live somewhere else. To be free of this place for good. I don't like New York City...." I replied.
"Hm, the rising crime rates huh?" She asked. However that's my reason. It's like she was reading my mind... "Uhm....Yeah..." I immediately tried to remove every offensive though from my brain-
"Yes, I am a witch." She responded.
I'm dead.
Bury me now.
I won't live another day.
Goodbye everybody.
Play Bohemian Rhapsody at my funeral.
"You aren't going to die. There's something special about you. My name is Anges, and I know yours is Kevin. " She responded.
"What do you want from me?!?!" I yelled, to which she covered by mouth again for screaming. "free housing. I want to be your roommate." She replied.
NOPE. "No." I replied flatly.
"I have money." She stated, taking 800 dollars out of her wallet. (Which was seemingly magic and infinite.)
I immediately switched teams.
"Well why didn't you say so new roommate?" I asked.
When we arrived at my small apartment, I took off my shoes. (I've been living alone for so long I almost stripped to my boxers immediately out of habit. Which wouldn't have been a good sight for my new roommate.) Anges took off her hat and robes, leaving her in the purple tank top she was wearing under it. This apartment was laid out strangely. It was a one bedroom apartment. But it only had ONE BEDROOM. As in the apartment had 3 rooms, the bathroom, the kitchen and the bedroom. (The bathroom was in the kitchen hallway.) The bedroom and two beds and one TV. Anges sat on the bed closest to the kitchen, claiming it as her own. I laid down in my bed and covered myself up. Our conversation lasted until nightfall. I had completely forgotten about my job interview. I turned off my lamp and closed my eyes, falling asleep. Putting full trust into
the magical being I had met 4 hours ago.
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Post from Wattpad:
Oops,I did it again.
I wrote a book.
However this ones kinda wholesome.
Sorry I haven't been writing too much, it's
been hard to keep an constant schedule.
However during summer break I will hopefully
have a better schedule that: New parts every sometimes.
Thanks for reading this nonsensical nonsense and I will see you all................Later, BYEEEEEE!
Kashbanooka
02 Jun 2024 03:31
In reply to ROSEBLOODSTONE
Incorrect. I wrote this at 4am.
ROSEBLOODSTONE
02 Jun 2024 03:33
In reply to Kashbanooka
Still, very magical
Kashbanooka
02 Jun 2024 03:33
In reply to ROSEBLOODSTONE
Admit it's bad. Please.
ROSEBLOODSTONE
02 Jun 2024 03:34
In reply to Kashbanooka
Okay, to make you happy...
This unbusted a nut.
Kashbanooka
02 Jun 2024 03:41
In reply to ROSEBLOODSTONE
Okay........See, that didn't make me happy----
ROSEBLOODSTONE
02 Jun 2024 03:44
In reply to Kashbanooka
This is fucking horrible, dude. do better.
(is that good? im sorry if i hurt you )
Kashbanooka
02 Jun 2024 03:46
In reply to ROSEBLOODSTONE
No, thats perfect.
ROSEBLOODSTONE
02 Jun 2024 03:50
In reply to Kashbanooka
thank you
(still not gonna change my positive opinion)
Kashbanooka
02 Jun 2024 03:53
In reply to ROSEBLOODSTONE
Probably not making a p2. Still gotta think of a good story Idea-
ROSEBLOODSTONE
02 Jun 2024 03:53
In reply to Kashbanooka
the witch and protag get closer together but the witch's brother ends up moving in and causes chaos
Kashbanooka
02 Jun 2024 03:55
In reply to ROSEBLOODSTONE
Then the weird cousin that nobody likes moves in.
ROSEBLOODSTONE
02 Jun 2024 03:57
In reply to Kashbanooka
real (im the weird cousin)
i regret having to be forced to be rude bc i dont wanna hurt you
Kashbanooka
02 Jun 2024 04:00
In reply to ROSEBLOODSTONE
HURT ME EMOTIONALLY I DESERVE IT
ROSEBLOODSTONE
02 Jun 2024 04:03
In reply to Kashbanooka
FUCK NO, YOU DESERVE BETTER
Kashbanooka
02 Jun 2024 04:04
In reply to ROSEBLOODSTONE
I deserve suffer!
ROSEBLOODSTONE
02 Jun 2024 04:08
In reply to Kashbanooka
say that one more time and im gonna,.... uhhh..... give you love and affection (your weakness)
ROSEBLOODSTONE
02 Jun 2024 04:08
In reply to ROSEBLOODSTONE
(PLATONICALLY OFC)
Kashbanooka
02 Jun 2024 04:09
In reply to ROSEBLOODSTONE
DON'T YOU DARE AGGRESSIVLY COMPLIMENT ME-
ROSEBLOODSTONE
02 Jun 2024 04:16
In reply to Kashbanooka
YOU ARE THE MOST INTERESTING GOD DAMN VESSEL AND SOUL DUO I HAVE EVER INTERACTED WITH, YOU ARE WONDERFUL AND UNIQUE AND EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE A MILLION FLAWS, THEY'RE WHAT MAKE YOU WHO YOU ARE.
Kashbanooka
02 Jun 2024 04:48
In reply to ROSEBLOODSTONE
AGHHHH NOOOOO! *Dies*
ROSEBLOODSTONE
02 Jun 2024 04:50
In reply to Kashbanooka
*revives*
Kashbanooka
02 Jun 2024 04:51
In reply to ROSEBLOODSTONE
WAHHH INSULGT ME MOR3
ROSEBLOODSTONE
02 Jun 2024 04:56
In reply to Kashbanooka
WHY SHOULD I
Kashbanooka
02 Jun 2024 05:06
In reply to ROSEBLOODSTONE
BECAUSE I'M 5'3
ROSEBLOODSTONE
02 Jun 2024 05:09
In reply to Kashbanooka
BITCH
I HAVE A TRANSMASC FRIEND WHO'S 4'9
YOU ARE NOT THAT SMALL
Kashbanooka
02 Jun 2024 05:10
In reply to ROSEBLOODSTONE
MY COUSIN IS 4'7 AND 19.
ROSEBLOODSTONE
02 Jun 2024 05:15
In reply to Kashbanooka
SEE????? YOU ARE NOT THAT SHORT.
YOUR HEIGHT IS NORMAL
DON'T BEAT YOURSELF UP FOR IT
Kashbanooka
02 Jun 2024 05:28
In reply to ROSEBLOODSTONE
I WANNA BE 20FT WAAAHHHHHH
ROSEBLOODSTONE
02 Jun 2024 05:36
In reply to Kashbanooka
WHYYYY
Kashbanooka
02 Jun 2024 05:39
In reply to ROSEBLOODSTONE
I WANNA BE HOT BOD TODD
ROSEBLOODSTONE
02 Jun 2024 05:41
In reply to Kashbanooka
hot bod todd is gonna grow up to flip burgers at mcdonalds
you're gonna achieve something great
Kashbanooka
02 Jun 2024 05:43
In reply to ROSEBLOODSTONE
Yeah, I'll be flipping burgers at Wendy's!
ROSEBLOODSTONE
02 Jun 2024 05:45
In reply to Kashbanooka
NUH UH IMMA DRAG YOU TO SUCCESS
Kashbanooka
02 Jun 2024 05:56
In reply to ROSEBLOODSTONE
NOOOOO0000000OOOOOO0000000OOOO
ROSEBLOODSTONE
02 Jun 2024 05:57
In reply to Kashbanooka
YES. YOU WILL HAVE AN AMAZING CAREER AND YOUR LIFE WILL BE WORTH IT
Kashbanooka
02 Jun 2024 06:02
In reply to ROSEBLOODSTONE
IM GONNA BE WORKING AT GAMESTOP WRITING PART 267 OF WITCHCRAFT-
ROSEBLOODSTONE
02 Jun 2024 06:05
In reply to Kashbanooka
WHICH IS A STEP HIGHER THAN WHATEVER THE FUCK TODD'L BE DOING
Kashbanooka
02 Jun 2024 06:08
In reply to ROSEBLOODSTONE
You get paid more at mcdonalds-
ROSEBLOODSTONE
02 Jun 2024 06:10
In reply to Kashbanooka
author then
Kashbanooka
02 Jun 2024 06:19
In reply to ROSEBLOODSTONE
With my 5th grade writing?!
ROSEBLOODSTONE
02 Jun 2024 06:32
In reply to Kashbanooka
MF I WRITE WORSE THAN YOU
Kashbanooka
02 Jun 2024 06:37
In reply to ROSEBLOODSTONE
THAT IS INCORRECT
ROSEBLOODSTONE
02 Jun 2024 06:40
In reply to Kashbanooka
WDYM THAT IS INCORRECT.
Kashbanooka
02 Jun 2024 06:44
In reply to ROSEBLOODSTONE
YOU ARE A BETTER WRITER
ROSEBLOODSTONE
02 Jun 2024 06:52
In reply to Kashbanooka
EXPLAIN
ELABORATE
Kashbanooka
02 Jun 2024 06:54
In reply to ROSEBLOODSTONE
YOU USE BETTER VOCABULARY. I OVER FLOWER AND UNDER FLOWER AT THE EXACT SAME TIME.
ROSEBLOODSTONE
02 Jun 2024 06:56
In reply to Kashbanooka
Above
Below
Over
Under
ITS THE EXACT SAME THING
besides my first fic was literally pico's sxhool x madness combat
Kashbanooka
02 Jun 2024 06:58
In reply to ROSEBLOODSTONE
Said stated said stated said stated said stated
ROSEBLOODSTONE
02 Jun 2024 07:01
In reply to Kashbanooka
im gonna give you synonyms and antonyms to work with (i wanna help you)
Kashbanooka
02 Jun 2024 07:02
In reply to ROSEBLOODSTONE
I've been trying to do better abt it XD
ROSEBLOODSTONE
02 Jun 2024 07:04
In reply to Kashbanooka
THATS GOOD
I LOVE IMPROVEMENT
I'M SO PROUD DUDE
Kashbanooka
02 Jun 2024 07:05
In reply to ROSEBLOODSTONE
STOP COMPLIMENTING ME----
MGRGRGRGR
ROSEBLOODSTONE
02 Jun 2024 07:07
In reply to Kashbanooka
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Kashbanooka
02 Jun 2024 07:09
In reply to ROSEBLOODSTONE
BC I DON'T DESERVE ITTTTT
ROSEBLOODSTONE
02 Jun 2024 07:26
In reply to Kashbanooka
GRRRRR YES YOU DOOOOOOO
YOU HAVE AN AMAZING GF WHO KNOWS BOUNDARIES, YOU HAVE AWESOME ORIGINAL STORIES, YOU CAN ANIMATE ON BUTTERFLY ANIMATION (i still need to learn it-) AND YOU'RE NOT A PROSHIPPER OR A TOXIC PERSON
GuiedGui
10 Jun 2024 15:52
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