Why do you use paint? To make this blog longer, I’m going to explain why I use paint. So... umm... okay, here we go. The reason I use paint is... Ugh, wait a second. Let me gather my thoughts... Oh yeah! I use paint because... uh... facepalms How did I forget again? Oh my god, this is embarrassing. One sec, I’ll remember, I swear...

WAIT! No, I've got it! I use paint because I have no real friends. Yep, I know, it’s sad. sniffles Actually, I’m not crying! Y-you are! awkwardly wipes eyes and runs away

(Some random guy in the distance) HEY! WHERE ARE YOU GOING? WE'RE NOT DONE YET!

cameras start shaking and cut off for a moment

The camera cuts back on. Sorry about that! Ahem... there was a slight inconvenience there, but I’m back. So anyway, yeah... it’s sad. I know, but I’m used to it.

Oh! Did I mention I also avoid eye contact? Yup! That's me! I just... can’t do it. Every time someone looks directly at me, my brain just short-circuits and my heart races like crazy. Don’t even get me started on the sweating... It’s like my body decided to go into full-on panic mode whenever I'm nervous. Sweating bullets? Check! Heart pounding? Yup!

And the worst part is, when I start sweating, I get even more nervous because I’m worried they’ll notice! It's like a vicious cycle. Haha... oh man, what a life.

Suddenly bolts outside

(Some random guy off-screen): HEY! HE'S MAKING A RUN FOR IT! DON’T JUST STAND THERE! SOMEBODY GRAB HIM!

The camera cuts off abruptly, leaving everything in chaos.



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Sorry if it's short; I made this in school and fixed most of it After school (hopefully it good!). I tried adding some humor. but anyway, why do you use paint?