I, Juniper A. Vee VII of House Delushionn nominate myself as President of not only Paint but all Paint adjacent projects.

I will rule with care and dedication, bringing us back to when paint was at its best, no more of these dictator Overlords and instead bring in something much better and accurate: Me. I'm more beautiful than any other being can ever imagine, we don't need a chain of command when it's just me, Juniper, at the top.

This site will prosper underneath me, it will remain a perfect example of our history and will unchanged by those who oppose it, in order do so not only will I turn off user signups, I will prevent all interactions on this site at all from taking place, keeping this site as pristine as possible. In fact, I will remove all content posted after the date of March 23rd 2014. This was the final "good day" of Paint as a whole and must be preserved this way.

I demand that all of you vote for me.

For your health.