Some memories i saved bc these were funny, have fun reading ‘em!! (Bottom to the top)
Wesley388
On 2024/12/02 11:28
Just, quiet and cool, a small breeze and a lone coyote's howl, lit up only by the moon and the smile of a beautiful lady.
Wesley388
On 2024/12/02 11:59
And then blame a space rock for your bad day XD
Wesley388
On 2024/12/02 12:04
Astrology girl: Uhg, my day was bad because of these Saturn energies. Saturn: BRO WHO ARE YOU???
Mexican_man
On Dec 4, 2024 at 3:28PM
Ok thats still dosent sound right but less worse then the first one
GalacticGam3r37
On Dec 4, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Yep-
JinxCade
On Dec 4, 2024 at 1:29 PM
I keep imploding her with happiness
Mexican_man
On Dec 4, 2024 at 1:28 PM
That doesn’t sound right
JinxCade
On Dec 4, 2024 at 1:28 PM
I killed gal a bajillion times already, her heart
GalacticGam3r37
On Dec 4, 2024 at 10:46 AM
fr
Mexican_man
On Dec 4, 2024 at 7:22 AM
Dam
GalacticGam3r37
On Dec 4, 2024 at 7:05 AM
jinx has killed me too before-
SubmitGalacticGam3r37
On Dec 4, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Ehehehe
SubmitMexican_man
On Dec 4, 2024 at 3:40 PM
* disappears,*
SubmitGalacticGam3r37
On Dec 4, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Gotta save that-
SubmitIblisFlare
On Dec 4, 2024 at 3:39 PM
This is a conversation
SubmitWesley388
On Dec 4, 2024 at 3:39 PM0
I can listen to them all day, sometimes the same one that makes me happy makes me sad then motivates me
SubmitAtquil
On Dec 4, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Idk wth Wes ment
SubmitMexican_man
On Dec 4, 2024 at 3:39 PM
You saw nothing gal
SubmitMexican_man
On Dec 4, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Ummmmmm
SubmitMexican_man
On Dec 4, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Share the homie love
SubmitGalacticGam3r37
On Dec 4, 2024 at 3:39 PM
I am speechless-
SubmitTwoinfinite
On Dec 4, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Idk why I did that.
SubmitWesley388
On Dec 4, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Girls are like songs
SubmitTwoinfinite
On Dec 4, 2024 at 3:39 PM
SubmitMexican_man
On Dec 4, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Lol
SubmitMexican_man
On Dec 4, 2024 at 3:38 PM
Ohhh
SubmitAtquil
On Dec 4, 2024 at 3:38 PM
hey pookie bear Mexican_man
On 2024/12/11 4:17
o k ; - ;
ccool9
On 2024/12/11 4:15
i p l a y e d i t a n d w h e n i h a d t o b o o m b o o m i q u i t
Mexican_man
On 2024/12/11 4:14
w h a a a a
ccool9
On 2024/12/11 4:13
s e n d h e l p
ccool9
On 2024/12/11 4:13
b o o m b o o m i s h o w y o u m a k e w o m a n p r e g n a n t t h e r e
Mexican_man
On 2024/12/11 4:11
I d o n t p l a y t h a t g a m e
ccool9
On 2024/12/11 4:10
s i m s 4 r e f r e n c e ?
Mexican_man
On 2024/12/11 4:09
w i t h b o o m b o o m
Mexican_man
On 2024/12/11 4:09
w h a a
ccool9
On 2024/12/11 4:08
r i c h ?
Mexican_man
On 2024/12/11 4:02
i a m g o I n g t o m a r s
JinxCade
On 2024/12/11 2:38
rawr~
JinxCade
On 2024/12/11 2:32
Gordon
Aeries
On 2024/12/11 1:51
Gord- who?
Kashbanooka
On 2024/12/11 1:43
@Aeriesgreetings Gordon.
Aeries
On 2024/12/11 1:40
hai~ :3
JinxCade
On 2024/12/10 3:08
cream solves everything
JinxCade
On 2024/12/11 10:43
O-oh
GalacticGam3r37
On 2024/12/11 10:43
yes I ate you-
JinxCade
On 2024/12/11 10:41
Y-you ate me?
GalacticGam3r37
On 2024/12/11 8:57
ofcourse its dead- we have been floating through void with no food, we all ate each other-
送信GalacticGam3r37
On 2024/12/11 13:15
Meowww :3
送信Atquil
On 2024/12/11 13:14
Lumiknoll meow :3
送信Atquil
On 2024/12/11 13:14
Nya meow rawr :3
Johnny
On Dec 11, 2024 at 1:44 PM
wait, im thinking of tbe wrong spot
Johnny
On Dec 11, 2024 at 1:43 PM
Aww the dancing dog that lags my ds is gone
送信KoolyAid
On 2024/12/13 9:17
imagine if u and jinx start a family then tell ur grandchildren where you both met
On 2024/12/13 9:35
What kind of milk, eh?
Kashbanooka
On 2024/12/13 9:34
No I just like things drenched in milk shoved in my mouth
Aeries
On 2024/12/13 9:33
With the cow piss in bonus.
Kashbanooka
On 2024/12/13 9:30
I love shoving things in my mouth that have been drenched in milk
Aeries
On 2024/12/13 9:29
Screenshot that-
Kashbanooka
On 2024/12/13 9:29
Yes.
Mexican_man
On 2024/12/13 9:29
So you want to shove litte yellow things in your mouth in cow piss
Kashbanooka
On 2024/12/13 9:28
MILKY CHEESE MILK CHEETO TUSSLE IS THE BEST KIND
Kashbanooka
On 2024/12/13 9:28
WHY NOTTTT
On 2024/12/13 9:25
CHEETO TUSSLE IN MILK, NO THANKS I 'LL PASS
Mexican_man
On 2024/12/13 9:23
:p lol
GalacticGam3r37
On 2024/12/13 9:22
*leaves and drops the bowl of milk*
Mexican_man
On 2024/12/13 9:21
FUCCK NO YOU THINK I WANT TO DO SOME **** THAT WOULD SCARE THE ****ING DEAVL
Kashbanooka
On 2024/12/13 9:19
@Mexican_man NO YOUR DOING IT WITH ME
Mexican_man
On 2024/12/13 9:17
With the abomination of an idea
Mexican_man
On 2024/12/13 9:16
Ok have fun
Kashbanooka
On 2024/12/13 9:16
LIKE CEREAL
Kashbanooka
On 2024/12/13 9:15
YOU DO CHEETO TUSSLE, BUT WITH THE CHEETOS IN A BOWL OF MILK
GalacticGam3r37
On 2024/12/13 9:15
what is it?
Kashbanooka
On 2024/12/13 9:13
GUYS I HAVE A BRILLANT IDEA
Mexican_man
On 2024/12/17 9:27
Facts
GalacticGam3r37
On 2024/12/17 9:25
what happened to atquil... call the ambulance i think he isnt feeling well-
Mexican_man
On 2024/12/17 9:22
Nahhh
GalacticGam3r37
On 2024/12/17 9:20
wha
Atquil
On 2024/12/17 9:19
UwU rawr slaaaaaaaayyyyyyy meow nya
Here to say I agree with the decision to not feature. I would have too if i got to it first. It seems more to be just niche jokes appealing to a micro-community. To me it really reads more like a chat log between a few people. Not that that's something bad or anything, but it really doesn't seem like something that necessarily needs a featured blog to put spotlight on it.
I agree with the decision to not feature. I was considering not featuring this myself but irl obligations got in the way before I got back to finish reading it.
@Draconid_Jo
14 Apr 2025 20:30
In reply to spideer
Same here. I mean, I'd certainly have considered featuring it, but I probably would've run it by y'all first since I'm not 100% sure.
(I respect @Thi500 's decision here,in other words.)
He was talking about in blogs like this.
(At least try to pay attention to what people say, please.)
@MysticalZoey
14 Apr 2025 20:21
In reply to Draconid_Jo
LMAOOOOO BRO. THAT BLOG WAS FEATURED YEARS AGO WHEN THE SITE WAS ACTUALLY ACTIVE HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA yall love drama
@Draconid_Jo
14 Apr 2025 20:24
In reply to MysticalZoey
Are you saying that @Mexican_man 's assertion that “you old folks has no problem with comedy and your twerking crap plus the dirty jokes” is somehow an invalid point because of this?
In all honesty, I think the problem is just consideration of the audience. This is really niche/specific and doesn’t seem like it’s meant to appeal to a wider crowd, as blogs are “supposed” to. This is just a compilation of “funny” text exchanges among friends, in context for them, but out of context for the general audiences, which makes it painfully unfunny and unenjoyable as content. Some of these lines aren’t even jokes man, am I supposed to laugh at “hi” “HII!!! :3””hi” “omg slay?”
@JinxCade
14 Apr 2025 20:55
In reply to VOCALOiD LOVER
In most contexts, new members don't understand old jokes, old members don't understand new joked
There are exceptions, but that is what I'm getting from this
@Draconid_Jo
14 Apr 2025 20:29
In reply to VOCALOiD LOVER
That's true, which is why despite my nitpicking here, I haven't argued against @Thi500 's decision to reject it here.
(I'm kinda on the fence about it myself, TBH.)
Which circles back to Zoey’s blog. It’s not about the content of the blog, it’s about who it’s for. One is a clear attempt to engaging an audience with stupid shit that is easy to be considered “funny” by a large group of people. This blog just references the same 7 people with jokes only those same 7 people know. (Not calling your blog stupid at all Zoey, just referring to the “brain rot” humor)
I made this into a blog because, i was hoping my friends here could remember how much fun we all used to have, and to remember these fun memories so we can be more active here on paint. Featuring it really wouldn’t have hurted anyone, it was just gonna make my friends have fun rereading these fun moments we had. I really don’t see the problem. But your choice sir, if you didnt feature it, its fine that way.
@Thi500
14 Apr 2025 19:47
In reply to GalacticGam3r37
With all due respect, that’s the reason why I suggested a profile page, that way it’s pinned to your profile and not buried by other blogs. A collection of copy and pasted inside jokes isn’t exactly something that needs to be featured. It’s nothing against any of yall it’s just how the standards are now.
It already was in my profile this whole time, besides i can’t really do anything about it anymore cuz ya’ll keep arguing and making drama in paint which is one reason i’m not being active here. Blogs keep coming and going and what’s wrong with it for being featured? Whoever is having problems can just ignore the blog and let the rest enjoy it. Blogs isn’t really meant to be read by “everyone”. Plus this blog was meant for the recent members here. One second its gonna be featured and the next- everyone is going to forget about it overtime, i really dont know why all of you guys are making such a big deal in a single blog that was just a copy paste from my profile-
@IblisFlare
14 Apr 2025 21:11
In reply to GalacticGam3r37
"Blogs isn’t really meant to be read by 'everyone'."
"Topic of public interest
This could be a current event, a movie review, a song parody, or any of countless other topics. When writing this blog, thing about appealing to a wide audience. Sometimes, a controversial topic may receive more engagement, but try approaching it in a respectful manner.
Copy pasted straight from the blog featured guidelines you can access from the featured blogs page. They very much are meant to appeal to a larger number of the people rather than a select few.
@Thi500
14 Apr 2025 21:08
In reply to GalacticGam3r37
All the more reason for it not to be needed in blogs. Your answer is in your question. You misunderstand the whole point of the featured list, because that IS the point. Featured blogs ARE meant to be seen by everyone, that’s why they’re featured. That’s how it’s been for all of paints history, and it’ll be the case for years to come.
I’ll reiterate. Copy and pasting random quotes and inside jokes into a blog (especially when they’re already in a profile page) is not something that needs to be featured. I don’t see why this is so hard to understand. Accept the decision and stop fighting about it. You’re getting nowhere.