Hello readers! -SHOUTS LOUDLY-

HI, RAPTOROFDOOM HERE! Ever wanted to make a blog that doesn't completely fail?! Well, now you can! With purchase of,"How To Make a Good Blog - For Dummies" This fantastic book teaches all of the needed facts about how to actually make a blog that doesn't fail like The United States Government!

Heh, there's the commercial. Now here are the facts.

In order to make a decent blog that will make news, it's important for the blog to have meaning. Therefore, a subject, a reason to have even created the blog. You also need it to be long-ish, 5 sentenses doesn't cut it. I wouldn't read a blog that's real short, because, short blogs give me gas. And, they fail.. That's not all though, perhaps the blog is long, has a purpose, and meets these requirements. But, there could be one fatal mistake. YOU ARE A THIEF! You can't just copy and paste something from somewhere else and take credit for it. You can get in trouble for that. If by any chance you did copy and paste, make sure you include the link to where it came from, and the fact you didn't write it.

One last thing, poems fail. Even if it's good, it fails. Poems really shouldn't even be considered for news, they're short, and they almost always make no sense at all.

I love you all, except everyone,
RoD

(The book is not for sale, I have no clue if the book actually exist, I am alergic to noobs, this blog is awesome, I am awesome, I am afraid of sinks, my dog smells like nachos, Tooth paste makes a terrible shampoo. WARNING! If you read this you might be laughing, not moved, or deeply disturbed, I realize I should have put this thing at the begining of the blog.)