Day 954: Today i was kicked out of the house after releiving myself on the carpet. My captors do not understand that i really had to go. Anyway there is a new dog next door. It is my duty to go and anoy him.

I have just come bac from anoying the new dog to find one of the pretty lady cat's kittens has been eating my food. I at once got angry and smacked the lil brat halfway across the room. After that i took a nap.

I have also ruined the new carpet due to my accident this morning.