junior bit the meter man
junior kicked the cook
juniors antisocial now
(according to the book)

junior smashed the clock and lamp
junior hacked the tree
(destructive trends are treated
in chapters two and three)

junior threw his milk at mom
junior screamed for more
(notes on self-assertiveness
are found in chapter 4)

junior tossed his shoes and socks
out into the rain
(negotiation, that, and normal-
disregard the stain)

junior got in grandpop's room
tore up his fishing line
thats to gain attention
(see page 89)

grandpop seized a slipper and
yanked junior 'cross his knee
(grandpa hasnt read a book
since 1943)