How your post is eaten in a chatroom

First, the lag appears in a wild pokemon battle and wins using "banhammer" then, the lag freezes your dsi and slowly moves to the post you just sent. Next, the lag preforms Great Aether for no appearent reason, and then brings your posts damage up to 999% while your dsi/ds/wii is still frozen. After doing so, the lag devours your post and spits it out way under all the other posts (ill call it, posthell). After entering 'posthell', your post goes through a process way to elaborate to go into right now and unfreezes your ds/dsi/wii chatroom. Therefore the wild Lag "Ate" your post. The end!