1.cauliflower is just cabbage but with a college education.




2.my mind is like a rusty steel trap,evil and illegal in 37 states.



3.time is a great teacher,unafortunately it kills all its pupils.




4 friendship is like peeing on yourself,everybody can see it but only you get the warm feeling.



5. i dont suffer from insannity,i enjoy every minute of it!




6.i began with nothing,and i still have most of it.





7.campers are natures way of feeding mosquitoes.







8. i didnt fight my way to the stop of the foodchain to be a vegetarian.


9. on my free time i like to watch tv,at work i like to sleep.


10.if there are tests,there is prayer in public school.