1. There is a bomb on top of a computer. Near the computer is a cup, a pack of gum, and a tape measure. When the bomb detonates, which item is destroyed first?
The answer is: the bomb.
There is a plane full of passengers headed toward San Fransisco. During the flight, the plane runs out of fuel. Oddly, no one was effected in any way. How is this possible?
The answer is: when the plane ran out of fuel, it had never even left the airport.
What can you catch, but not throw?
The answer is: a cold/fever.
There is a man who works at a butcher shop. He wears a size 10 shoe and is 5 feet 2 inches tall. What does he weigh?
The answer is: meat because the man is a butcher.
What gets wet when drying?
The answer is: a towel.
I'm at the end of the universe,
I'm at the beginning of the End,
And the middle of a Check.
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