1: When asked wat your name is reply with... the names bond, james bond.

2: Everytime they ask you a question, reply with... your the teacher you tell me oh wait your a SUPPLY teacher

3: If the lights get turned on scream... the light its burning me!

4: Everytime she says your name say ... we have to call you miss/sir so you have to too.

5: If they dont refuse to answer a question

6: If they send u outside say to them... your only sending me out cause your a rubbish teacher.

7: When allowed back in. act as a sp and roll on the floor.

8: if they tell you you have detention , burst i to tears and tell them they are a meany.

9: Hum whenether there back is turned and deny that it was you

10: At the end of the lesson thank them for a wonderful lesson, it'l drive them insane