these are a few chuck norris qoutes that have either been cleaned up, found, and/or told to me by friends chuck norris can slam a revolving door; the big bang happened when chuck norris sneezzed; scientist just found out that not only can cockroaches survive a nuculer bomb but chuck norris can too; chuck norris once ate an entire bolttle of sleeping pills they made him blink; chuck norris once shot down a[n] air plane by point his finger at it and saying "BANG"!!; if you put chuck norris for every answer on a test you will score higher than every one in the world; chuck created every coloer except pink tom cruise invented pink; chuck norris needs a stunt double for his crying sences; if at first you dont succeed well your not chuck norris; chuck norris doesnt wear a watch he decides what time it is; the world revolves around chuck norris; when god said "LET THERE BE LIGHT" chuck norris said "SAY PLEASE"!!; chucks smile once brought a puppy back to life; chuck norris donets blood frequenty just never his own; we dont know if chuck norris enjoys a good fight hes never had one before; well thats all folks there will be more later on cyall later =Danka913 -ps thanks for your time to read this -danka913