Jason Velor is the owner and founder of Daniel's Duct Tape Inc. His company sells many products made of duct tape. Jason was going on a tour of the great jungles of Kansas for his birthday. He decided to stop and have lunch. He saw a monkey swing by. Fascinated, he followed it. Then his jaw dropped as he saw a great palace before him. There were monkeys everywhere. Jason, being very curious, went into the palace. He saw a bunch of monkeys seated at a table. As he approached, he noticed just two people at one end. He listened quietly. The guy with dark, brown hair was yelling, "There is nothing we can do! Without someone filling this position, our whole establishment will cease to exist!" The other guy with blond hair said calmly, "I think there are more important matters to attend to." The monkeys started yelling and throwing things. Just then, it hit him. A potato, that is. Next thing Jason knew, he was in a hospital bed with a monkey working at a desk beside him. "Ah," he said. "You're awake!" The two men he had seen earlier walked in. The one with dark hair said, "Hi. I'm Ben. He's Zach. I'm sorry if that flying potato startled you. It is the custom here for the council of monkeys to throw potatos at us when they agree, and mustard filled pineapples when they don't. I need a secretary very badly. I just can't handle all the work myself!" Jason asked, "What work?" "Oh, forgive me. This is the monkey society. I am the president. Our mission is to give these monkeys a better, more civilized home." For the first time, Zach spoke up. "Sir, why shouldn't this fellow be your secretary?"