1. Go hug a fish.

2. Eat a cracker.

3. Make a sammich out of water.

4. Try to burn yourself with ice.

5. Draw a flying hobo fish monkey on a broom on your math binder.

6. Count backwards starting from 2, using only even numbers [including negative]... in Romanian.

7. Burn your pants in your neighbor's yard, then break through their window with a fork.

8. Annoy young children by saying everything backwards.

9. Watch Invader Zim... IN CHINESE! xD

10. Learn how to say toast in French, Japanese, Spanish, Lation, Chinese, and Koren.

11. Climb up a wall.

12. Sit on the ceiling.

13. Ask some stranger if he has candy- if he does, steal it and run for your life.

14. Who needs airplanes? Try to fly over an ocean using a unicorn!

15. Buy a Pillow Pet.

16. Stab a human... with a spoon.

17. Figure out the meaning of a spork's existence.

18. Teach hobos how to read.

19. Shove your sibling/ someone you hate into a tiny cage, and feed them dog biscuts.

20. Find a rare rainbow jellybean.

21. Sing Lady Gaga songs in a public restroom.

22. Hug a cow with rabies.

23. Ask someone YOU know who drives a Toyota!! xD

24. Pretend your Mario for a day- run around and slap people on the forhead, and scream "HERE WE GO!".

25. Buy a cat and name it Sparta.

27. Make an animal cracker zoo.

28. Choke on an atom.

29. Sleep.

30. ...Sleep some more. xD