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how to eat food
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@GaRdETto
POSTED: 19 Oct 2010 07:42
CATEGORY: Educational
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today, I am going to teach you how to eat food. here are the steps.
1: get an edible substance (you might want to get something tasty, it makes this whole process alot easier)
2: insert edible substance into mouth !!if you put food in your ear, you are doing something wrong!!
3. chew! the more the merrier !remember, chewing is a very important part of eating food. not chewing could result in severe choking in the esophagus!
4: swallow; use the muscles in the back of your mouth to force chewed food, down your throat and into your stomach
CONGRADULATIONS, you have learned how to eat!
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alliecat8d
31 Dec 2010 11:53
Aww. And all this time I thought shoving food into your ear was eating!!
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