Once upon a time- nah to corny- One day- no, that was a lie, and it wasnt just one day, it was many, and a lot of people died- no, yeah, ok, I lied again- ok---
The Japanese Fleets were closing in fast, and hell, maybe we could wipe them out before they reached and took over Pearl Harbor--- no wait, thats WWII...
One day, a man whose name doesnt matter, was walking into a secret scociety that had NCIS. He walked in and said,"I wonder whats for DINNER.". There was also a passcode they needed to get in. It was: "YOU WILL DIE!".
Once, NCIS sent a guy out to investigate a home where a boy had been shot. When he arrived, he kicked the door down and started shooting the walls with a machine gun for no reason! Once he found the boy, the boys mother walked up to the guy. She said,"Is he dead?", I responded saying,"Yes. But he wasnt acctually shot.". "Well then what happened?", she said. "It seems like he was slit on the throat by a knife of some sort. Like a mashetti or something.", i said to her. As she brought me outside, I saw a giant Subspace Charge outside of her house. It said, "2:30:56 till detonation...". TO BE CONTINUED...
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