WHY....?

1. Why is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?

5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is whack?

6. Why does slow down and slow up mean the same thing?

7. Why does fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?

8. Why do 'tug' boats push their barges?

9. Why do we sing "take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?

10. Why are they called 'stands' when they're made for sitting?

11. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?

12. Doesn't 'expecting the unexpected' make the unexpected expected?

13. Why are a 'wise man' and 'wise guy' opposites?

14. Why do 'overlok' and 'oversee' mean opposite things?

15. Why isn't phonics spelled the way it sounds?

16. If work is so great, why do they have to pay you to do it?

17. If the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

18. If love is bind, why is lingerie so popular?

19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read alright?

20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?

21.Why do you press harder on the bttons of a controller when you know it's dead?

22. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?

23. How come abbreviated is such a long word?

24. Why do we was bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?

25. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?