I just broke up with Josh, my boyfriend. He's really nice, respectful, and grateful, but he doesn't even like me kissing him. He won't even let me hold his hand when I'm upset. Now c'mon, If a guy has a mega hot six-pack under that shirt, of course you want him to take it off! Well, he won't, well only when he comes home from the gym.
Sigh. It only lasted 3 days... Oh well, plenty more fish in the sea. I hope.