Dr Phil here with YOUR SO FAT JOKES!

1. Your so fat the only thing stopping you from Jenny Craig is the door

2.Your so fat you made it in to Jenny Craig but then Jenny says ''sorry we don`t do miracles''

3. Your so fat your weight is a internation phone number

4.Your so fat that from space astronauts can see you

5.Your so fat you have more rolls than a bakery

Thats it from Dr Phil

Credit to my friends for some funny jokes