Me: Hello everybody, I am here with COMMANDER, and I'm going to interview him. Thanks for joining us today, COMMANDER!
COMMANDER: No problem. Always an honor.
Me: To start off, what inspired your username?
COMMANDER: My username was given to me by my ex. She was scary, but she loved to call me Commander. So, one evening, I asked Savant if she could chane my name to Commander. She said no, but she asked HB if he could do it. And she did.
Me: Interesting. Who was your ex?
COMMANDER: Christophine D. Williams.
Me: I see you get lots of attention these days. How does that make you feel?
COMMANDER: Quite good, actually. I love being there for people, and I love to help them with small problems. But sometimes I get overwhelmed. Even I need a break. But I kind of feel like the new HullBreach.
Me: How many messages did you say you get daily again?
COMMANDER: it varies. The most I've ever Got Overnight was around 80. But on average, I get about 60-100 daily.
Me: Wow. So tell me a little about your website.
COMMANDER: COMMANDER was founded last September. I began the designs for the home page on mid-August 2010.
Me: Do you like coding?
COMMANDER: Yes, it is my passion next to music.
Me: How long have you been playing the guitar?
COMMANDER: Longer than you have.
Me: But we're the same person.
COMMANDER: I know. That's how awesome I am.
Me: How do you think people will react to you giving yourself an interview?
COMMANDER: I kind of thought an interview with myself may be a small comedy relief with some true facts about me. I don't know how people will react to this.
Me: Well said.
COMMANDER: Thankyou.
Me:...
COMMANDER: So do you think you will ever leave DSiPiant?
Me: No. I love this place like a new home.
COMMANDER: Isn't that a bit unhealthy?
Me: One of the traits of Autism is becoming too attatched to a person or an inanimate object. Then we start becoming dependent to that person or object. Like a drug.
COMMANDER: Wow. So you have become dependent on this site?
Me: Yes. Until it shuts down, I will never leave. I can't. I'm chained here.
COMMANDER: I heard you had an operation not too long ago. Is that true?
Me: Yes. But I'd rather not talk about it.
COMMANDER: Oh ok. Well, that's all the time we have today. Thanks again, commander.
Me: No problem.
COMMANDER: Just one more question.
Me: Fire away!
COMMANDER: How many people do you think will notice that the names have switched on this interview?
Me: Well, I would hope everybody knew after reading that last question.
To Turnerboi:
99% of statistics are made up right on the spot.
And dude, don't preach about people you don't know, because it makes you look like an arrogant know-it-all.
And if you are going to try to make someone look like a fool, at least spell like you at least know partially what you're doing.
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