(this is the writen sript of the youtube video made by collagehumor called 'your mother' check it out its very funny)
{enter: doctor, walks up to man sitting in waiting room chair. the man stands up to greet the doctor}
man: how is she?
doctor: well, its a good thing you brought her in today, but i dont think theres much we can do for her.
man: what do you mean?
doctor: jeff.. your mother... she's just so obese...
jeff: i know..
doctor: i dont think you do know.
jeff: well, how obese is she?
doctor: your mother is so obese that she is actully perspiring mayonase (sp)
jeff: oh..god...
doctor: its her cholesterol levels..i mean you wouldn't want to eat it, but it is technically mayonase..
jeff: and that noise?
doctor: that sound your hearing is coming from her belly button and it appers to have formed some sort of echo camber... {turns around and yells} HEY JAKE! CAN WE COVER UP THAT HOLE?
jake: WITH WHAT?!
doctor: A TARP!..I DONT KNOW
jeff: what should we do?
doctor: lets get her on a 12 hour a day exercise program.. does she have a job?
jeff: uh..yeah she works at the moive theater..she's one of the screens
doctor: ok..i'll write her a note.. i see here she goes by both Dorthy Susband, and Dorthy Ellis?
jeff: yeah. she's on both sides of the family.
doctor: i see.so theres so father in the picture?
jeff:she fell in love once but she broke it..
doctor: im sorry... does she have an emergency contact?
jeff: um.. well, theres Wendys.
By satsuki
