how do you wake lady gaga up? P-p-p-poke her face P-p-p-pokke her face. lol

Lol turnerboi, ive heard that but I heard the guy instead of donating a kidney, he requested to get beat half to death lololololol

You're so fat that when she finally decided to go on a diet, Mc Donalds went out of business.

You're so dumb that you got ran over by a parked car.

Your Mum's armpits are so hairy that it looks like she's got Bob Marley in a headlock.
LMAO

Once there was a barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. THE END

umm.. chicken. xD

So there once was a guy. And everything any one asked him. He said None of your buisness. It was his birthday and he celebrated by having a sundae covered in stramberry sauce. He spilled some on his shirt though. The man left the house to go to the dry cleaners to get it washed. His friend walked to him and asked him what was he doing? "None of your buisness" said the man. "Oh i forgot! Happy birthday! Said his friend and handed him a new black nerf gun. The man said Thanks and walked away. Suddenly, a police car came by. "What are you doing out here so late?"said the police. "None of your buisness." said the man. The policeman walked out of his car to get a better look at the guy. He noticed he had the gun (Nerf gun) in his hand and that his shirt was covered in blood (Strawberry sauce) "Hey! Did you kill someone?" yelled the policeman. "None of your buisness." said the man. The man was charged to 20 years in prison for killing someone. Police are still trying to figure out who.'XD

At the photo studio, the boss was missing someone so he called them.a small whispering voice awnsered.“hi”it said.“Hello may i talk to your mom?”asked the boss“no' she`s busy.”the voice awnsered. “ur dad?”the boss asked. “busy” it said.
“whats that noise?”asked the boss. "helicopters,there looking for something."the small voice said whispering smaller this time."what would that be?" "me" said the voice

a guy found a lamp he rubbed it. The genie said everything you wish for your wife gets double it. so the guy wished for a million dollors his wife got two million. He wished he had a nice car his wife got two nice cars and then the guy wished he was half dead now his wife was dead all the way..... lol

i dunno why it was accepted!