Lunch

I bought a muffin-- I mean cupcake. It's Drew's fault. He called his cupcake a muffin yesterday.

Afternoon

Luke was a bit immature today.

Teacher: Who hasn't done a question yet?
Me: Luke.
Lucas: Huh?
Me: Not you. The other Luke.
Luke: CAM!
Teacher: Okay, Cam.
Luke: Yes! *laughs*

Me: *doing a survey* Which one of these are you?
Luke: *points to the box beside 'I have three uncles'*
Me: *thinks for a while* (Same, Luke! I DO have three uncles!)

Me: *runs to Luke* I know someone that has two brothers!
Luke: Wait who?
Me: *shows my paper* Addie.
Luke: Ok I'm copying off yours!
Lucas: *comes to Luke* Do you have two brothers?
Luke: *yells* No! I don't have two brothers! I'm an only child!
Lucas: Yeah sure...
*More people come to Luke*
Edward: Why don't people come to me? I also copied off your paper.
Me: Yeah, I just realized that.

Teacher: Can you read this sentence?
Me: Okay. Who has three uncles?
Teacher: What is your answer?
Me: Luke has three uncles.

Me: That's funny.
Luke: No it's not.

Me: *finds hair on sleeve* Hey, Edward. Do you know whose this is?
Edward: Yours.
Me: No. Mine's way different. So, whose is it then?
Edward: *points at Luke*
Me: Seriously? Is his hair this brown?
Edward: Yes, Luke's hair is brownish.
Me: Well I'm keeping it! (I was kidding about that)
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Edward: Luke!
Luke: What?
Edward: She has your hair on your sleeve. She's keeping it.
Luke: O_o That's creepy.
Me: Hey! I was kidding!

Luke: Seriously. Who owns a snake in their house?

Edward: Almost half an hour until we go home! High five!
*Edward and I high five each other*
Edward: Luke!
Luke: What?
Edward: High five!
Luke: High five me when it's ACTUALLY half an hour!