Words in brackets are my thoughts.

Morning

Luke and Drew were in my math class. Oh, what fun. /sarcasm

Jon: Can someone pass me that rubber band?
Me: It's mine.
Luke: That's not nice.
Me: (Luke, you want to die? That's actually my rubber band. Jon took it from me!)

Teacher: Math rocks!
Drew: I hate rocks.
Me: Same. Rocks are hard, and so is math!

Drew had to sit by me becuase he was talking too much when he was by Luke. Both were a bad combo.

Afternoon

I told Edward that he shouldn't let Luke sit by him. But no, my plan failed.

Luke: I wasn't here yesterday. I was sick.
Me: (I was sick last week.)

Luke: I just realized that I didn't eat lunch.
Me: I ate a sandwich for lunch. That's it.
Luke: I didn't eat breakfast either.

Me: Did I ever tell you that--
Luke: No.
Me: I was talking to Edward!

Edward: Luke, watch your language.
Me: Yeah.
Luke: Watch your French language!
Edward: It's fine.
Me: Nothing's wrong with it.
Luke: Oh, so you're telling me to watch my English language!
Me: Yeah, 'cause it's bad!
Luke: Those words are part of my vocabulary.
Me: (Bad vocab, Luke.)
Luke: It's so hard to not say them.
Me: *sigh*
Luke: Funny pancakes.

Edward: Find my videos on my account. I make them each week.
Luke: I have four accounts and use none of them.
Me: I have three and only use one.
Luke: I might use one of them to comment on one of Edward's videos and say "HEY! I KNOW YOU!", but I forgot the password.

Luke: Call me Leather Chaps.
Edward: Okay...
Me: What's your account?
Edward: 1996justbegan
Me: What? I thought it was over!

Luke: I want to change my nickname.
(He changed it to something that sounds German, but I forgot what it was)

Edward: I'm getting the 3DS.
Luke: I'm not.
Me: Same.
Edward: It's coming out soon.
Luke: It is? When?
Edward: Next Sunday.
Luke: Oh yeah, this so-called 3D...
Me: What games are you getting?
Edward: I'm not going to get any at the moment. I'll wait until June.