"What flavor pizza do you want?"
-Mom
"If the phone answers, you ring it."
-Dad
"I know you have a haircut (supposed to be headache!) but that doesn't mean you can have an attitude!"
-Dad
"That jackwagon just peeled out of the parking lot like a hon-yock!"
-Mom
"Give me that hair squishy."
-Dad
"Get off those gadgets and clean YER ROOM!"
-Dad
"It smells worse that a hot diaper full of vomit in the sun."(And i say"Why is a diaper full of vomit?"(And he says "It makes the baby feel like a big man!"
-Conversation with Dad
"You have constipation of the brain and diarhea of the mouth."
-Common saying of my dad.