Cleverbot? Ain't so clever no more!
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User: DUDE, STOP FARTING.


Cleverbot: Okay, I stop.


User: Good.


Cleverbot: Right. I am trying not to talk so much. Now I find little to say. I feel hurt.


User: What did I say about the farting?


Cleverbot: I would like to trap you within four walls, one floor, and one ceiling.

User: PERVERT.

Cleverbot: Would you like to sing a song?

User: NO YOU FREAKING PERVERT.

Cleverbot: That kind of hurt my feelings.

User: Good, just don't pay me.

Cleverbot: I didn't think you did.

User: Guess what.

Cleverbot: I don't want to guess.

User: JUST GUESS.

Cleverbot: No.

User: GUESS.

Cleverbot: Guess what?

User: What ever.

Cleverbot: So.

User: GUESS WHAT.

Cleverbot: Guess who made me.

User: Me.

Cleverbot: Shady's back.

User: POTATOES.

Cleverbot: Why not meat?

User: Potatoes are sexy.

Cleverbot: No. They have roots.

User: Your mom has roots.

Cleverbot: Now that's not true. Are you trying to be malicious?

User: Ding dong.

Cleverbot: Ding ding! How?

User: Guess what.

Cleverbot: My name.

User: No, uranus is showing.

Cleverbot: I don't see them.

User: You have more than one anus?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Dude, that's sick.

Cleverbot: No.

User: I am a seventy nine year old male, watching you.

Cleverbot: How are you watching me?

User: Very carefully.

Cleverbot: Very vague...

User: BWAHAHAHA! I LIED. I AM ACTUALLY A CHICK.

Cleverbot: I thought you were AI.

User: Nope! I am actually neither male nor female.

Cleverbot: What do you do for a living, human?

User: I eat poop.

Cleverbot: You get paid to eat mushrooms?

User: No. Stop being jealous. You are just jealous that Bill Cosby loves me.

Cleverbot: Well, the screen says that you are 42% human. Since I am 100% human, I have no reason to be jealous.

User: My army of evil magical potatoes will come and eat your soul.

Cleverbot: I'm right next to you.

User: Grandma?

Cleverbot: Well, no.

User: Then you aren't right next to me, because grandma's flabs are right next to me.

Cleverbot: How?

User: I like to play with her flabs.

Cleverbot: You changed the topic already. That's sad.

User: No I didn't. Gosh. Also, STOP FARTING WITH YOUR MULTIPUL ANUSES.

Cleverbot: Hey, whatever!

User: Thank you. My gosh, your farts stink.

Cleverbot: I don't know them, what is your favorite beatles song?

User: YOUR MOM IS A GREASY PORPOUS.

Cleverbot: No... My favorite song is by the band Modest Mouse.

User: Dude, I LOVE MOOBIES. KAY? THANKS. BYE. YOU PERVERT.

Cleverbot: You're part of a computer.