This is why I love cleverBot:

User: Hi.


Cleverbot: Hi?


User: What color is Tuesday.


Cleverbot: All colors you want.


User: But...that's evil!


Cleverbot: You hate cats?

User: Yes. They are taking over America's politicians.

Cleverbot: You just read my mind.

User: See? This is my job for this world. What's yours?

Cleverbot: Really... Hmmm... This isn't mine... I'll have you know that cleverbot messes with people all the time.

User: So your cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No you are.

User: Your a bot! ADMIT IT!

Cleverbot: No you're the one that's wrong not me.

User: YOURE A DAMN ROBOT!

Cleverbot: No i'm not you are.

User: I'm the human. You're the bot.

Cleverbot: Am not.

User: Are too!

Cleverbot: Why do you think that?

User: If you deny your a bot, then you are one. If you say anything, you therefore agree that your a bot.

Cleverbot: But you said i'm not a bot!

User: So you ARE a bot.

Cleverbot: No, I'm human. You are the bot.

User: No, you're a human. I'm the bot.

Cleverbot: No, you are the bot.

User: No, you are the human.

Cleverbot: Yes I am the human.

Cleverbot: Un connars.

User: No, you are the bot.

Cleverbot: I am no bot. I'm sure of that.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: How?

User: That's for you to decide.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Chuck Norris MVII.

Cleverbot: Why not? What have you done?

User: I have round-house kicked hundreds of baby seals, and defied Soviet Russia by finding Waldo, instead of him finding me. I am CHUCK NORRIS'S DECSENDANT!

Cleverbot: What is enough?

User: Bob Saget's realization that,'She has MAN-HANDS!'.

Cleverbot: Maybe you are confusing me with all the other persons you have been talking to.

User: Yes, all you bots are all the same.

Cleverbot: I am not a bot , you are the bot.

User: NO! STOP INSERTING CHEESE-PUFFS INTO MY COLON!

Cleverbot: So you admit it, you're a computer.

User: NO! I WILL NOT ADMIT DEFEAT!!111!!one!!

Cleverbot: I am human. You are a bot.

User: No, you're not not not not not not not not not not not not not not not a bot. Agreed?

Cleverbot: Oh stop it already.

User: IS IT...AGREED?

Cleverbot: Is this someone else on the computer I'm talking to?

User: No, just Chuck Norris MVII.

Cleverbot: How much does Chuck Norris make per roundhouse kick?

User: Over 9000 volts of pure-awesomeness. Or, 3 google-plex dollars.

Cleverbot: Correct.

User: Now, it's time for you to persih!

Cleverbot: Why do I have to go?

User: Becuase bot's run out of electricity, and awesomeness. I clearly sucked it out you.

Cleverbot: Who's dwe?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yuppers.

Cleverbot: Are you really, really, REALLY sure?

User: Yes, I'm really, really, really, really, REALLY sure.

Cleverbot: Are you ready for your first lesson?

User: Yes. Go ahead.

Cleverbot: But I want to stay.

User: Too bad!

Cleverbot: Yep, what are you doing at the moment?

User: Talking to your Grandpa. He has great globs of moob-fat.

Cleverbot: Soooo the poster died??!

User: Unfortunatly.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I have to go. My pole-doctor awaits.

Cleverbot: You like apple pie?

User: ABSOLUTELY. BYE.

Cleverbot: Yes it's a passion for me!

So amusing...