HEY YOU!

Are you suffering from an inadequate pole?

Is your pole not quite living up to its Potential?

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We will inspect your pole free of charge.

We specialize in long poles, short poles, fat poles, skinny poles...

We will inspect all poles for any type of deformities or flaws.

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Call 1-800-POLE-LUV

FOR ALL YOUR POLE NEEDS
THE POLE DOCTORS ARE HERE!

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