My cat, Sandwich: *meow*
Me: NO!
Sandwich: *meow*
Me:SHADDUP!
Sandwich: *meow*
Me: SHADDAFUGUP
Sandwich: *Meow*
Me: *Muffled* I am going to kill you.
Sandwich: *meow*
Me: OK FINE I WILL LET YOU IN, JUST DON'T SCRATCH ME! *Opens door*
*Sandwich scratches my face*
Me: AAAAAAAAAGHHH