I slid on the floor. Then I somehow managed to stub my toe on my own heel. Then mom laughs and tells me that I have a natural talent of getting hurt in the weirdest ways. 
Then I was reminded of the time when we were walking out of Burger King and mom had just shut the doors (power doors) on the van as I was walking to the passenger door, and the door confused me, I almost tripped over from stopping and started walking backwards, and it took me a few seconds of standing in confusion before I realized THE VAN ISN'T MOVING. (mom said it was the look on my face that got her laughing)

There was another truck door incident. It was slippery outside, and me and Kevin were walking out of the plumbing store to his truck. I opened his door, slid on some ice, and somehow pulled myself in the truck and land perfectly on the seat and shut the door. I haven't seen Kevin laugh so hard since the time I ran away like a headless chicken from a falling powerline pole. He says to me "You pulled a James Bond" when I slid in his truck like that. XD