Hi, I'm ShaDowTecH, and I'm here to tell tou about an amazing new product that brought you Squirell Tail To Go, and Gator Cobbabes, I bring you, Haterade! If you're anything like me--whenever I hear Justin Beiber, or Rebecca Black, i get parched! That's when Haterade comes in handy! With 9 percent more calories and soodium than other hater drinks, Haterade will keep you hating day and night!

Hhere are a few real life customers'comments!!!
Whenever I hear Justin Beiber, there's always one thing I count on!

I turn to Haterade to get me through a day full of Osama, JB, Rebecca Black!

As you can see Haterade has swept the nation! Go to the local barder shop or dark alleyway to purchase your own Haterade today!
Keep oon hating!
*we are not responsible for any bodily or mental injuries caused by this product. excesive use could resort in vomiting, swelling, gastrotechnical difficulties, and explosive diaria, drink responsively*