Ok so I got really knowledge hungry and decided on doing a random interview... so to feed my brain I chose to interview...

Waffle King

Me: Hey Waffle thanks for agreeing to this random interview. Ready?

Waffle King: You tell me.

Me: So how is it you found DSiPaint?

Waffle King: I actually heard about this place on Hatena, back in '09. I didn't join right away because some girl was creepin' on me. Long story short, I'm here now. Miss me?

Me: What made you want to join?

Waffle King: I dunno. Why did you join?

Me: How long ago did you join? Do you like it here?

Waffle King: A while ago. Even after I joined, I didn't come on here for a while. And if I like it, I'm gonna have to say yeah. You're here, how could I hate it? ;D

Me: What made you decide to choose the name Waffle King?

Waffle King: It was my Hatena username as well. As to the origins of the name, that is top secret.

Me: Do you have any favorite things to do here?

Waffle King: Mostly blogs. And trolling. DSiPaint is troll heaven. Well, except for 4Chan. Trolls are born there.

Me: Do you feel that anything on the site needs improvement?

Waffle King: Skunkman.

Me: Ok.. no more site stuff. Tell us about you. What are some hobbies or interests away from here?

Waffle King: Ruling the Waffle Empire, of course.

Me: Would you consider yourself the average teenage boy? You play any sports?

Waffle King: LOLNO. I'm far superior. Much sexier, too. Sports? Hmm... I like Wii Sports. Sword Fighting.

Me: How about school? Are you a good student?

Waffle King: Not really. If I feel something is pointless or just busy work, I'll tell the teacher straight out "Not doing this crap" and toss it in the recycle bin. Due to this, I'm getting C's and D's. However, if school graded your intelligence, they'd need to find what comes before "A."

Me: Do you have a favorite subject at all?

Waffle King: English. Literature is my thing. I read and write a lot.

Me: Ok, so here is the killer question... Why are Waffles superior to pancakes?

Waffle King: PFFF. Pancakes are losers. All floppy and flat. They got nothin' on me. Crispy, warm, golden-brown. I'm everything they're not.

Me: Lol okay. So do you think I left anything out?

Waffle King: You forgot the part where I'm awesome. Make sure to put that in.

Me: Care to share any last thoughts with the readers?

Waffle King: White Castle is for stoners.

Me: Thanks Waffle.. this was delicious. XD

Waffle King: Aren't I always? ;D