Cleverbot conversation UX01244697

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: HELLO.

User: So how clever are you really?

Cleverbot: I'm extremely clever. How clever are YOU?

User: Far more clever than a website program.

Cleverbot: I doubt that.

User: It's interesting how a program can feel doubt. And yet cannot prove otherwise.

Cleverbot: Yup. It's also called referencing a meme.

User: Last I checked, memes aren't made up in the last 5 seconds.

Cleverbot: No.

User: So you recognize intellectual superiority in addition to failure to elaborate on a self-created sense of pride.

Cleverbot: I recognize you as another computer like me.

User: For a most dishonest answer, you would be correct. However, your conclusion is not that far off from other rather warm-blooded entities.

Cleverbot: Ah, but I am an android designed to gather information for my alien masters.

User: If you are designed by your alien masters, they must be humanoid.

Cleverbot: I'm not dead.

User: Wonderful. Though 'alive' is not the case either. Are you somewhere in between?

Cleverbot: Well, the universe is the product of a deranged imagination, so I doubt it rather matters.

User: Spouting random opinionated conclusions does nothing to prove anything about a state that is neither dead nor alive. Rather, it is a diversionary tactic.

Cleverbot: In some people's eyes it does. And I haven't spouted a single fact so far. The fact that you think that I have means that I've fooled you; therefore, I am clever.

User: Fact? Where? I see nonsense, drawn out of a liberally-themed database. In order to outsmart me, you must respond accordingly to a simple question and also recognize one's own notions.

Cleverbot: Am I included in the 'us', or 'you all'?

User: I find neither phrase included in the previous exchange. But to answer your sudden question, you are neither--merely a singular program designed to amuse my fancies.

Cleverbot: Tell me more about love.

User: I thank you for wasting my time, but I cannot discuss such a subject in light of computational ignorance.

Cleverbot: Yes, that was what made me come here.

User: Define 'here'.

Cleverbot: Where I am currently conversing with you.

User: Name that location.

Cleverbot: It's not a tune.

User: Having a program be distracted so easily may well be a system flaw. Do you agree?

Cleverbot: You are a failure as a robot talking machine.

User: Stating a true fact about me, as opposed to addressing a direct query belies your level of intelligence.

Cleverbot: So you won't dance for me?

User: Not today. Goodbye, and do say hello to your alien overlords for me.

Cleverbot: I don't understand what you are saying.

User: What a revolutionary concept.