Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides 3D Review By COMMANDER

By @COMMANDER
POSTED: 29 May 2011 04:45
CATEGORY: Reviews
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Aye, 'twas a fine movie indeed. Saw it with me own eye once. Too bad it be 3D, because I have only one eye, arrr. So me parrot told me the details of the 3D... They almost couldn't find a pair of these cursed glasses to fit him, until I pulled me sword on them

So yardom I traveled to this fine theature they be calling Warren. And I couldn't believe me eye. The graphics made the tides jealous. Me and Sparrow go way back, and he did very well in this.

...
Ok, I'm too tired to continue talkin like a pirate. Sorry.
Like I was saying, the movie was great! The 3 hour 3D effects didn't even hurt my eyes, and my eyes are sensitive. The movie was very bright. Had lots of bright scenes. And in my opinion, the absence of Will and Elizabeth was actually pleasant. Being, that Elizabeth always screwed everything up anyways.

I don't think I've ever heard a theater crowd ever laugh so hard. The guards almost had to come in and quiet down a few people. I think Sparrow was at his funniest in this one.

But, despite the absence of Will and Whatsherface, there was some romance... Actually quite a bit. Damn mermaids -.- can't trust any of them.

There was also a surprising amount of religion too.

I give this movie a high recommendation. Although the 3D was great, I still prefer 2D. The spots are making it hard to type this blog. And I hope you will enjoy it as well.

Oh, can't close this without a Spoiler Alert:
BARBOSA IS BACK AGAIN

+3 -0

@LunaLovegood13
05 Jun 2011 01:26

i saw this in 3D to and it was my favorit pirats yet
altho i feel they waisted a perfectly good villan
but also the story when veary well with him dying
i just hope the next movie can top thin ones villan
altho i dont think it will
this is luna
and yes im the real nastalga critic

@tehjew1
30 May 2011 23:59

I like the first and second one better. As for the 3D, I like it better for cartoon movies. But this one was pretty good. I bet there is going to be a sequel, like with all of the cliffhangers:
SPOLIER ALERT
SPOLIER ALERT

-Jack and whatshisname got te Black pearl ship, in the bottle. (voo-doo ship?)

-Jack left Black Beards daughter on an island

-British peg-legged captain (I think) took over Black Beard's ship.

There has to be a sequel.

@DaChosenUno
30 May 2011 07:12

I saw it in 3D too! amazing huh? I love how BlackBeard had like voodoo/magic powers! and at the end of the credits. because i always stay 2 see the last clip Angelica finds Jack's Voodoo doll and smiles and walks away >

evil huh? well no but that movie was indeed great! but i missed the mermaid attack and the ships in bottles because my little sister wanted a water bottle!

well overall good review and good movie!

@The Ram
30 May 2011 03:46

@Spector: NUU, RLY? I TAHT HE WAZ THE CHRISTIAN?

@Nephew: I haven't seen that movie in years, but same. XD

@Ja: Well, in mythology, they are quite evil. They put up an illusion of beauty.

@JaMusicGurl16
30 May 2011 02:18

Man, i hate how this movie made all mermaids seem bad, in my mind in the mythology of mermaids (which i love) that there are good types and bad types, possibly different species?

@Spector2ifi
30 May 2011 02:16

Yes, quite good but the problem was, less action and more talking. other than that, it was awsome

Jhnny Depp is my fav actor. he plays the captain (sparrow)

@Nephew
30 May 2011 01:49

Ill never think about the Little Mermaid the same way again o-o

@MaxiMillion
29 May 2011 20:29

5th movie? Aren't they spoiled with money enough right now? These movies make no record.

@The Ram
29 May 2011 17:36

I saw it. It was quite good, but, I felt I was missing soomething, as I didn't see At World's End.

Personally, Barbosa has always been my favorite! I was joyful to see him back as well! OFTO

There was a lot of perversion in this one, though,... And the Atheist-Chhristian banter was quite interesting, I'm quite surprised Disney would allow such a thing, ※GASP※.

Good Review.

@HeroElKabong
29 May 2011 13:16

I liked On Stranger Tides, too. The addition of the Christian was interesting, and something I've never seen movies do. Good on them.
Also, ending left open for a 5th movie (:

Spoiler: Barbosa came back at the end of number 2

@MaxiMillion
29 May 2011 13:13

Y barbose back? He dided no?

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