A free-verse satire poem I wrote as a joke.

Title from Pennyroyal Tea single by Nirvana.

Some lines from songs (in-joke)

I hate myself and want to die
Everything's blue in this world
I could be the unluckiest person in history
Today was the worst day of my life
I shredded my TPS report
I broke my guitar strings
Stretch me to the point where I stop
I cracked my iPod screen
I scraped my knee
I feel like a scab in society
I dumped my boyfriend
I lost my earrings at work
I dropped my sunglasses
My life is a joke
There ain't no life around here no more
I burnt myself while smoking
I folded in poker twice
I stubbed my toe
My egg was overcooked
My life is a joke
I ate my food with a dirty spoon
I saw a black cat pass me
I ran out of frozen cheeseburgers
My life is a joke
I hate myself and want to die
I want to be one of those lucky jerks in Antarctica
But it's okay
Because I pose as an emo
And vent on an internet website
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