(Please listen to the song first. Thanks.)

I'm tired of playing this stupid game,
Oooh, it seems I don't get time outside anymore,
What a change if I talk to someone,
Face to face,
I won't even think of my score,
And oh, oh, I forgot how much this game sucks,
Umm-humm, and when he moves so slow,
A little bit, but seems so much
And ooh yeah, you've got to understand, maybe,
I spend too much time on this game.

Whoa, run, oh, run,
I really hate this game tonight,
run, oh, run, I know.
I wanna play that run, oh, run,
I kinda like this game tonight,
Run, oh, run so slow,
Oooooh

Ooooh, I can't tell you I don't miss it, girl,
I think it might miss it too well, whoooa,
I (wonder what) you'd think,
If you knew that I was playing tonight,
(Want to)
I want that game, can't you tell.

Ooooh, whooa, run, oh, run,
I really love this game tonight,
Run, oh, run, I know,
I wanna play that run, oh, run,
I wanna play that game tonight,
Run, oh, run please go
Oooooh,
That's all you need to know now.

[Instrumental Interlude, with running sounds (Imagine it!)]

'Cause if I really win,
There's nothing else.
Hmm
Run, oh, run,
I wanna play that game tonight,
ooooooh, mmmmmmm,
Run, oh, run,
I really love this game tonight,
(Run, oh, run)
Ooooooh,
Run, oh, run,
I wanna slay that game tonight,
(Run, oh, run I wanna slay that game tonight)
Ooooooh,
Run, oh, run,
I wanna win this game,
(Run) Oh, run (oh, run) oh, run, girl
(Oh, run)ooooh, there's nothing else
(Oh, run) but QWOP and me,(Oh, run)
I want nothing else (oh, run)
I don't need nothing else (oh, run)
Oh, baby, I'm tired of playing (oh, run)
I'm tired of playing (oh, run)
I don't want to play this game no more... (Repeat "Oh, run" lots of times till it stops)
No moooooooooore....
I wanna play with you, girl
I wanna play with you, girl
Just Wii and me...
Wii and me... Wii and me...

Links:

One On One music video, 1983 (Awesome, because Daryl Hall was handsome... and he can sing!)

Song without video

Original song lyrics

P.S. Hope you like it, did you guess it was about QWOP? I love the original song, by the way, because it uses a one on one basketball game as a metaphor for a romance. True genius songwriting there.