Ok, I've seen some of your guy'z insults,and they're horrid,so heres 20 more to add to yo list,plus,u can change the yo mom,to you are!!

1. Ur mom is so fat,that when god said "let there be light,!" it couldnt happen until she moved outta the way.

2.yo mom so stupid,i saw her going around carryin 50 cents saying "i heard its on platinum"

3. Yo mom so fat, that while she was swimming in the gulf of Mexico,she farted, thats wat caused hurricane katrina.

4. Yo mom so ugly, that when i took her to a zoo, they said "thanks for bringing her back"

5.Yo mom so dumb, she thought hamburger helper came wit a friend.

6. Yo mom so stupid, she put two quarters in her ear and said she was listening to 50 cent.

7.Yo mom so stupid,she put a paper on the T.V. and started screaming " I GOT PAPERVIEW! I GOT PAPERVIEW!"

8. yo momso stupid,that when i said,lets go eat at sonic,she ate a hedge hog.

9.Yo mom so fat, she got stopped @ the airport for 10 pounds of crack.

10. Yo mom so dumb,she returned a puzzle because she thought it was broken.

11. yo moms so dumb, she had YOU!

12. yo moms so hairy, you got rugburn at birth.

13. yo mom so stupid, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

14. yo mom so ugly.... well, look at you.

15. Yo mama so dumb, that when she passed YMCA shes like " oh my gosh! they changed it to Macy's!"

16. yo mom so ugly,that when jesus was perfoming miracles, he looked at your mom and said, yo god,turn the lights out on this one!

17.yo mom so stupid, that while i was eating at subway yesterday,she ran in carryin a suitcase askin " am i late?"

18.yo mom so stupid,that on the way here,she say a billboard that said 'Dodge Trucks' so she jumped out of the car and started ducking through traffic tryin to not get hit.

19.yo moms so ugly, when she was born the docter slapped the parents too!

20. Yo moms so ugly, she'll date him! (point at a guy you dont like,if its a guy,point to a guy still!)